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Mon, 22-Apr-24 9:04 PM (19 hours ago)
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Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been?
McPhallus likes this
Canyon land and the many sights in Utah and Arizona.
(5 hours ago)
WendySilvia and McPhallus like this
The rainforest in Puerto Rico... was just an amazing hike
(4 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Maldives for the beach and sea. Scotland for the panoramic Mountain View’s, Brecon Beacons for hillside views, south wales for bluebell covered woodlands.
(1 hour ago)
Jersey, wasn't intending to be obscure! Knysna is in South Africa, Southern Cape coast, Buzios is in Brazil maybe 200km east along the coast from Rio
(1 hour ago)
Probably Pico.
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Tue, 23-Apr-24 4:25 PM (15 minutes ago)
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Pretty fun after two years of posting here to have worked out a new angle for taking photos… 😉
Artistic and Rick12111 like this
i dont think you have any bad angles
(11 minutes ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Oh stop it…
(11 minutes ago)
Artistic likes this
(don’t stop it)
(11 minutes ago)
Artistic likes this
Had family gathering the other day, out of town folks and all. Wanted a group photo. No one asked about when I went to the bedroom and came back with a tripod immediately. 😂😂😂
(10 minutes ago)
anonymouspisces and Rick12111 like this
I think I've learnt camera angles and lighting improves my photos
(5 minutes ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 8:47 PM (19 hours ago)
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Should I post more pics?
You could always post more bum shots.. and of course.. dick hanging out of a pair of jeans
(19 hours ago)
If you enjoy it, absolutely
(19 hours ago)
If it's just going to be a pic of your dick that will look the same as the others, then no. If it's something different, then yes
(15 hours ago)
Post what YOU like, whatever it might be. Someone will like it.
(5 hours ago)
there no NO to posting pics, always yes, thats the NN way...
(7 minutes ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 3:50 PM (50 minutes ago)
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a newly married woman asked her husband.. what's a penis?... so he whips it out. and she says.. oh.. it's a dick.. only smaller tongue
Why you should always sample the goods first. Ugh. Can you imagine two virgins getting married? Unnatural! 😂
(46 minutes ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Sounds freaking awful hahaha
(22 minutes ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 12:51 PM (3 hours ago)
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Why is it called morning wood, when it should be called breakfast in bed?
Absolutely agree with you there xxx
(3 hours ago)
My favorite kind of wake-up call
(2 hours ago)
It can’t be my breakfast because I can’t reach it and I’m long gone before my wife is awake. 😢
(48 minutes ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 2:08 PM (2 hours ago)
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When someone impatient says "I haven't got all day" I always wonder, How could that be? How can you not have all day?
Hello AGR. And what's going to happen if the day came to an end? That would prove they actually did have all day?
(2 hours ago)
Haha true..hey trc xxx
(2 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
So... this interaction is their dying wish?
(1 hour ago)
Ask them what they have planned?
(54 minutes ago)
Paraphrasing my work mantra: I get paid by the hour, not by the finished product. Being impatient never made anything go faster. It’s like the elevator door close button! 🤣🤣🤣
(49 minutes ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 5:14 AM (11 hours ago)
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Well if the Mods have taught me anything, it's hidden hard on should be whipped out.
oooo dick print pic.. lovely
(3 hours ago)
The origin of Big Dicks in Jeans could be related way back to The King...Elvis... thumbup1
(3 hours ago)
ew.. I would hate to love something that Elvis made popular. ha
(3 hours ago)
LOL
(3 hours ago)
Costello spoken here. That other Elvis was many things, but he's no Costello.
(1 hour ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:28 AM (7 hours ago)
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After seeing some weird pics on here I'm going to think twice if a random man asks to borrow my pen.
I’m terrified in anticipation of seeing this pic as I peruse today’s postings.
(5 hours ago)
There's a thing where guys stick things down into their willies! Some freaky twerp put a pen in there like a dildo into a pussy! Why??
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Jan-24 10:19 AM (89 days ago)
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First time back on in 10+ years, time to see what I’ve missed 😄
SashaDoll likes this
Welcome back smile
(6 hours ago)
Dicko23 likes this
Thank you kindly 😄
(3 hours ago)
Welcome home!
(3 hours ago)
Dicko23 likes this
And thank you too 😄 glad to be back
(3 hours ago)
Hello. Mrs RC likes the look of your Dicko. You should join us in status regularly. We'll make you laugh and give great compliments
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 2:13 PM (2 hours ago)
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On my way home from work don’t wonder what happens when I get there join me I’m sure it will be fun!!
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:48 AM (6 hours ago)
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Hope all is well here ♥️
Good here Freckles, how about you😘
(5 hours ago)
Hope all is well there too smile
(4 hours ago)
Sure it’s! Hope all’s well with you too 😄
(3 hours ago)
Great here,hope it is there as well,hi Frecklessmile
(2 hours ago)
Everything is bloody fantastic. Are you ok?
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 1:14 AM (15 hours ago)
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My passport expired today. Not sure when I might bother renewing it
Yes, of course, ju. I found that out 3 days before a trip to Mexico when I had to pay through the nose to get overnight passport service.
(14 hours ago)
Mrs RC and I renew ours as often as we can due to having family all over the world. A 'just in case' kind of thing.
(7 hours ago)
I've just about stopped travelling. It looks to 'orrible. Passport runs out soon. It's expensive to renew and just not worth it for me.
(7 hours ago)
USA here, never had a passport. Mainly because if a trip around the world cost 2 cents I couldn’t afford to get out of sight 😂 That and I HATE traveling. Fucking TSA…
(5 hours ago)
I cannot imagine not always having a passport.
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 6:11 AM (10 hours ago)
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Morning Lovelies ❤️
Morning smitten!
(8 hours ago)
Good evening. I brought my racing car home today to do some work on it tomorrow.
(7 hours ago)
Rick12111 and shaqila like this
i slept fine. And it seems you weren't that contagious. No symptoms after our cuddle. lol
(7 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Good morning, or afternoon as the case may be.
(5 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Top of the mornin' to you Shaqila. Hope you shake loose of this particular childhood trigger.
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Tue, 23-Apr-24 3:53 AM (12 hours ago)
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I was watching some YouTube and they have come out with the weirdest thing...pickle cookies vomit
McPhallus and Fbvines like this
theroyalcouple - yes sometimes sex sites can be scary places, man
(7 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Cookies good, Pickles good.....but pickled cookies...NAH! 🤢
(6 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
How about deep fried pickles on a stick?
(5 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Ugh! I’d rather have pineapple on a pizza!
(5 hours ago)
WendySilvia and McPhallus like this
What will they come up with next
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Mon, 22-Apr-24 8:53 PM (19 hours ago)
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can I get a cloning machine please.. STAT.. haha
anonymouspisces and McPhallus like this
She probably wants to clone herself so she can look at more that one men in jeans with dick hanging out,least I think that's what she likes
(10 hours ago)
WendySilvia, McPhallus and Mr_Vein like this
Like multi processing men in jeans pictures?
(10 hours ago)
Men in jeans is a fairly popular category
(10 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
It would be handy to have several of me, might get some projects finished!
(5 hours ago)
WendySilvia and McPhallus like this
haha.. great responses everyone!
(4 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 10:54 AM (5 hours ago)
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it! It's spam. LOL
awful
(5 hours ago)
Even though that’s terrible, I’ll pay it tongue
(5 hours ago)
Ever tried Spam & Ham Tinned ?.. It's a scamie way forward...
(5 hours ago)
Proper dad joke i love it
(4 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 5:17 PM (23 hours ago)
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NN is certainly a lot of fun, enjoying myself while posting! Thanks all!
NN is a great place.
(5 hours ago)
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Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:38 AM (7 hours ago)
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idk which one of my pictures i like more lol or
mnply18 and drivein like this
I'm gonna need more than 2 pictures to make up my mind 🤣
(6 hours ago)
(Male)..So far...Very nice Breasts...smile
(6 hours ago)
I’m all about sweet bootie so the 2nd one is good.
(5 hours ago)
Gotta go with the ass pic😍
(5 hours ago)
Waiting for a clear shot of you Pussy please...LOL
(5 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:41 AM (6 hours ago)
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Distance does not make the heart grow fonder, in fact it makes the heart wither and die.
Rick12111 and WendySilvia like this
However, distance traveling brings unforgetable memorys..smile
(5 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:15 AM (7 hours ago)
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Stroking my cock.
They don’t stroke themselves! It’s nice if someone else does it but sometimes you have to do it yourself.
(5 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 10:23 AM (6 hours ago)
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Available
Sun, 21-Apr-24 10:25 PM (1 day ago)
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Verified! Thanks for the advice everyone and thanks for putting up with us NN!
Congratulations 🎊
(1 day ago)
Congratulations!
(1 day ago)
Congratss i got verified yesterday aswell
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 16-May-18 10:09 AM (5 years ago)
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Need someone to take my load
mrspnhim and DEEINIA like this
If you dont mind a guy sucking you off Im yer man ;O)
(5 years ago)
1800 U HAUL?
(5 years ago)
I usually don't let people borrow my truck
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
I’ll take it.
(7 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 1:40 AM (15 hours ago)
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There are 2 people in every relationship: #1 OK, I have our passports and boarding passes. #2 Where are we going again?
gpflem, tugking70 and smitten4u like this
I'm the "Where are we going again"............
(14 hours ago)
Why am I not surprised? laugh
(14 hours ago)
The first one,hey JG smile
(12 hours ago)
Three. "Do I have time for a quick wee wee?"
(7 hours ago)
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Mon, 22-Apr-24 11:32 PM (17 hours ago)
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"Cruisin down the street in my six-fo"
Sorry I missed you,hey sexy jimbo 💋 😘
(12 hours ago)
   
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