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I like to sleep alone. FALSE

I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me. TRUE

I like to sleep in the nude. SOMETIMES

Some nights I cannot sleep without Sex or masturbation. TRUE

I like spontaneous sex in the middle of the night. TRUE

I sleep better after sex. TRUE

I like wake up sex. LOVE IT ACTUALLY

The bed is favorite place to have sex. FALSE...I LIKE IT ANYWHERE PRETTY MUCH

I spend most of my day thinking about sex. TRUE..yeah I am a hornball

I find myself aroused a lot of the time. TRUE

I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships. FALSE

My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs. FALSE

I am attracted to members of my own sex. NEVER

I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex. NEGATIVE

I am currently sleeping with more than one lover. HAPPILY MARRIED but do get to play with wife and G/F

Some people might describe me as a Nymphomaniac. TRUE

I have been called a slut or whore. NOT THAT I CAN RECALL

I have had more than ten orgasms in one day/night. DAMN I WISH

I masturbate frequently. TRUE

I have used household items to masturbate. UM...plead the fifth

Erotic toys are something I buy regularly. NAH

I like to have Phone sex TRUE

I like to have Cyber sex TRUE

I masturbate at my computer desk frequently. TRUE

I have masturbated for someone over a web cam. TRUE

I have had sex over a web cam. TRUE

I get turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. TRUE

I have had sex while watching porn. DAILY

I have made my own porno. TRUE

I am still in possession of the tape TRUE

I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video. TRUE

Much of what I know about sex comes from porn. FALSE

I have clicked on porn links in my email. TRUE

I enjoy looking at porno magazines. FALSE

I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring. TRUE

I enjoy Oral sex. LOVE IT

I enjoy 69-ing VERY MUCH SO

I enjoy the taste of a man's cum. THAT'S JUST NASTY... NOT ME THANKS

I enjoy the taste of a woman's cum. I ADORE IT

I like to swallow. N/A but yes I guess so

I hate to swallow but will do it to please my partner. TRUE

I enjoy having my asshole fingered. TRUE

I enjoy having my asshole kissed/licked. TRUE

I enjoy Anal sex. TRUE

I enjoy kinky sex. TO A DEGREE

I will try anything sexual at least once. ALMOST ANYTHING

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold. TRUE

I have blindfolded someone else during sex. TRUE

I have been tied up during sex. TRUE

I have had sex with someone that was tied up. TRUE

I like to have sex in cars. TRUE

I like to have sex in public. TRUE

I like to have sex pretty much anywhere!!! TRUE

I have had sex in a public restroom. TRUE

I have had sex at my place of employment. TRUE(w/myself)

I have had sex on an airplane. TRUE(oral sex yes)

I have had sex under water. TRUE

I have had sex in the snow. cold but TRUE

I have flashed strangers. TRUE

I have had sex with a group of people watching. TRUE

I have masturbated while watching someone have sex. TRUE

I have had my face covered in another person's cum. TRUE

I have had my face covered by MORE than one person's cum. ummmm..TRUE

I have participated in a "Golden shower". TRUE

I have participated in "Scat" FALSE... NEVER

Interracial sex turns me on. TRUE

I like to be spanked. FALSE

I have been whipped. FALSE

I like to be humiliated. FALSE

I have dripped wax onto a lover's body. TRUE

I have had a lover drip wax onto my body. TRUE

I have fantasies about being . SURE I GUESS

I have fantasies about people that are "off-limits" TRUE

I have fantasies about celebrities. TRUE

I have fantasies about animals. FALSE

I have fantasies about being used. TRUE

I have been someone's Slave TRUE

I have been someone's Master. TRUE

I have a foot fetish. FALSE

I have a tickle fetish. FALSE

I have a leather fetish. FALSE

I have a latex fetish FALSE

I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on. TRUE

I have given sex as a gift. TRUE

I have had "pity sex". UM NOT SURE

I have taken advantage of a drunk person. TRUE

I have been taken advantage of. TRUE

I have paid for sex. FALSE

I have been paid for sex. FALSE

I have had sex with my Boss. FALSE

I have had sex with my Teacher. TRUE

I have had sex with a famous person. TRUE

I have had sex with a complete stranger. TRUE

I have made a "Booty Call" TRUE

I have cheated on a lover. TRUE

I have cheated on my spouse. FALSE

I was caught cheating on my lover. TRUE

I was caught cheating on my spouse. FALSE N/A

I have swapped spouses with someone else. TRUE

I have set-up a three-way for my lover or spouse. TRUE

I have had sex with my spouse's friend. TRUE

I have had sex with a member of my spouse's Family. FALSE

I think of myself as a slut in a bad way. FALSE

I think of myself as a slut in a good way. TRUE

I am ashamed of sexual things I have done. TRUE

I regret some of the sexual things I have done. TRUE

I got turned on during this survey. TRUE

I stopped during this survey to have sex or masturbate. I PLEAD THE FIFTH LOL...

Howdy Bloggerz,

Welcome to my Blog. My name is Joel. I'm 36, Happily married, A dad to 2 great boys and we live just North of Boston.

If you are looking for the Reader's Digest version....Here it is.....I like what any man likes...Cold Beer, Hot Women, Loud Music, Crazy Sex, Sports, and Motorcycles....I like to make new friends, chat with cool people, flirt and have some innocent fun. If you fit into any of those categories, please feel free to add me or send me a message.

Now if you feel adventurous...Read on.

Let's see... Yes I am happily married to the one I believe is my absolute soul mate in life. She is a great Mom, Wife, and Friend. I have been looking all of my life for "The One" and for me she is certainly it. She is an incredible woman and for once in my life, I find myself very happy. She is the one that makes my sweetest dreams sweet and now I wake up every day with a smile on my face. I told her I loved her on our first date because I knew that I really did (She did too by the way) Forrest Gump said "Jenny and Me were like Peas and Carrots". Well She is my Jenny but wait a minute that must make me...um... Forrest Gu...Ok bad analogy MOVING ON...LOL

I work part time as a DJ/Karaoke host. The rest of the time I am a stay at home dad to my two sons. I used to work for Chevy but was laid off before Christmas, so I am taking this time to be at home with my boys. My wife has a very lucrative career and it seems stupid to pay someone to raise my kids so we can work and hand over our checks every week. Right? Sure I would like to be working but if it comes down to breaking my knuckles or playing Lego's with my son...Lego's will win every time. LOL Sure, the Bob the builder and Barney the Purple Dinosaur thing is getting a bit old but I love spending time with my boys and when they learn something I have taught them it makes all the hair pulling craziness worth it. That being said, I swear if I hear that song...Oh you know the one I mean..."I Love you...You Love me" If I hear that song one more time I swear I will puke purple dinosaur chunks across the room. LOL

I am a total junkie for music. If The music we hear each day is like the soundtrack to our lives then when it's time for my end credits to roll, I want the song playing to be a rocking one that grabs you by the ears and says "Listen to me God-Dammit... I rock!" I am a singer in a Hard Rock/Metal band. I sang in bands all through my teens and twenties. I have opened up for bands like Skid Row, Kix, Metal Church, and Anthrax. They were some crazy years. Lots of great groupies stories too.

I love to write. I write everything. Poetry. Songs. Screen Plays. Erotica. You name it I write it. I have two novels in the works and a book of Erotica that I may self publish.

I like to party. I drink but have never done drugs. To date I have never done a drug any more toxic than pot. I have seen countless friends destroy their lives with drugs and vowed to myself at an early age never to get mixed up with that shit. What you do is all well and good and I would never preach about it. Just not for me.

I am very open about my sexuality. I figure it this way, This is who I am, why try to pretend? Do I love sex? Hell yeah! Do I masturbate? Of course I do. Who Doesn't? I may be married but I get horny just like everyone else.... Ok maybe I am a bit hornier than most. What can I say? I like having orgasms...So shoot me! LOL I don't hold much back. Those of you that subscribe to this blog will undoubtedly see what I mean. I love to share the hot details of the sexual encounters I have. Wether it is with my wife, My wife's girlfriend, or solo, one way or another you guys will probably hear about it. As with most things in the world, you have to accept the good with the bad. Yes you may hear stories about a threesome we might have, or about drunk strippers propositioning me at my DJ job, but you may also have to endure hearing about a first tooth, or a first day of school. Hey I am a Dad, that's what Dad's are supposed to do right?

Who knows what will be posted here? This is my first blog on NN and I don't even know what to expect. I promise I will try not to bore you much. I guess only time will tell. Do you feel adventurous? If so, Come along for the ride. I will warn ya though,My life loves to take hairpin turns and ups and downs at breakneck speed. So hang on tight. Thanks for reading.

Rock On
Joel...