I was walking the other day when I noticed a dime just setting there on the street. I thought about bending at the knees (as you would) to pick up the dime but I did not have enough confidence that my knees could and would pick up my body weight back into the upright position. I find it best to think through these things, making sure you have gone through the complete process, before doing something stupid. I decided that walking back home like a duck was not worth the trouble of being a dime richer. Now I could bend over at the waist (as you would) to pick up the dime and would have done so if I had someone, I could trust, protecting my back side. Bending over in today’s world is like dropping the soap in the shower. This is (by the way) why the dime in this story is considered to be an asset; you lose and abuse your ass to get it. I again decided that without the proper and sufficient amount of lubricant for the job that it was not worth the trouble of being a dime richer. I am thinking that the dime is still setting where I found it and would be more than happy to show one of you wonderful girls where it is. When you bend over to pick it up, you will have nothing to worry about, with me protecting your back side. I hope you enjoy your newly acquired asset, I know I will.
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