LordViking's Blog - page 22

I managed to elbow and brute my way up to third place.. but at the cost of more wounds, lol.

But we fucked up the swedes and managed to get only norwegians at top 5.

But drinking 8 pints and almost a bottle of vodka surely didnt help.. or make me feel good today.

So, now after 4 hrs sleep, my hands are shaking.. and I'm sitting in the lobby working remotely. Yay.

But the weather is so fucking nice.. I haven't seen a cloud since i left Norway last week.
So, todays plan is getting done with work, then get some cold wind in my hair.
(VAT deadline today, so i get phones from everyone having problems with software/machines used by their accountants)

Hehe, im looking forward to get home and recover.. this was so much harder than i expected.

Hope you're all great!

-LV

So..
Me and my brother are entering this downhill-sleighing-competition with 124 ppl signed up on.

First we're taken to the top of a mountin by these trackmachines. There it will be party, spearribs and too much drink.

Then we're gonna ride drunk and crazy down the mountain in a race. MAYHEM!

We already have a strategy worked out. He's going for speed, beeing the heaviest of us (about 100kg) and i'm aiming for sabotaging and fucking up the sweedish guides who are rumored to win each year. We're also gonna steal some candles at the party, to smear on our sleighs. (not sure its the rigth word, but small thingies you sit on racing down snowy hills)

Wish me luck.
It will be epic, no matter what.

if you havent been on a place like this... DO IT!

.. just looking around you will make you stand and stare in awe.

Info on the sexual position called Prison Guard:

[url]http://www.sexinfo101.com/prisonguard.shtml[/url]

In addition to the battle axe I posted earlier, I have this great wooden longbow.
It's 72"/183cm long. 45lbs stringweight. Depending on armlength.

I love my sexy bow, in exclusive 3 layer wood.
It has about 45lbs stringweight.

[url]http://bildr.no/view/813412[/url]
[img]http://bildr.no/image/813412.jpeg[/img]

Judopoints used for practice-shots in the wild.
[img]http://www.abbeyarchery.com" target="_blank">http://www.abbeyarchery.com.au/mm5/graphics/B-525cc_large.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.abbeyarchery.com" target="_blank">http://www.abbeyarchery.com.au/mm5/graphics/B-525cc_large.jpg[/url]

Just a video explaining Norway.
Note the damn trolls.

[url]http://www.dump.com/2010/11/23/this-is-norway-video/[/url]
http://www.dump.com/2010/11/23/this-is-norway-video/

Oh my Thor! THE SKY IS ON FUCKING FIRE!


It was kinda awesome driving to work last morning, when the sky was like this.

[img]http://bildr.no/image/806024.jpeg[/img]
[url]http://bildr.no/view/806024[/url]


[img]http://bildr.no/image/806025.jpeg[/img]
[url]http://bildr.no/view/806025[/url]

http://www.timeanddate.com A good site


[url]http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=187[/url]

And another wintershot.

[url]http://bildr.no/view/794581[/url]
[img]http://bildr.no/image/794581.jpeg[/img]

I just love it when the weather is like this. You can see my car in one of the pics.

[url]http://bildr.no/view/794565[/url]

[img]http://bildr.no/image/794565.jpeg[/img]

[url]http://bildr.no/view/794566[/url]

[img]http://bildr.no/image/794566.jpeg[/img]