A few things that come up a lot. A. LOT:
1. Yes, I am real. Yes as in, I am flesh and warmth and taking glorious breaths at this very instance....and yes as in, I am the girl you see in my photos. No as in, I will never be real to you, because I am not looking to make this naughty secret of mine tangible. So shhhhh
2. No, thank you, I would not like any sort of "job" from you. I do alright on my own.
3. I'm a tad bit shy, and a whole lot easily embarrassed. My panties are rubbing my most intimate parts all day (eek!), devouring my girly juices, and I just couldn't bear to let you have them. Sorry boys, I do NOT sell my undies.
4. Speaking of selling...as it turns out, i'm not a vendor. I haven't got 1 thing to sell you. So, thank you, for offering to give me your hard earned money, but I just simply don't have anything to give you in return. Please keep your dollars in your wallet, boys...i'm not that type of girl.
5. I really do want to be your NN friend! Unless you don't have any pictures, in which case I take that statement back. No pic = no accepting = sad you. Don't be a sad boy, get a pic!
6. I love girls! We're soft, and warm and usually smell good and we make cute little sounds when we sleep (so i've heard). But when it comes to sex, i'm 100% attracted to the frank and beans. Sorry, ladies.
7. I DID get your message, thank you! I read every single one of them and respond to about 25% of 'em. I love your guys' messages - they totally make me smile from ear to ear! But, i'm a fairly busy girl and between school/work/ballet/surfing/friends/masturbating, I just don't have the time to respond to all of them
There's no secret to getting a response from me, but I can tell you that if your message consists of a few sentences that sound like "baby i would suck the juice from your asshole", or typed with all caps/extra letters/z's instead of s's, then...good luck with that
8. Ummmmmm....what else? I've run out of Commonly Asked Things! La la la la *twirl* oh - I know! My favorite color is green! That's what you guys reeeeallly wanna know, right? I thought so.
Whew. Fin! Now go touch yourself while looking at me naked. GO!