Now I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. He's not afraid to admit when he's wrong. One who thinks before he speaks. When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed. Pulls out my chair & opens my door, Massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind. Knows what to say when I ask " how fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchen'. He brings ME a sammich too, when he goes to the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And would never compare me with my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait, For I know you will send him before it's too late!
Amen! |