The other night I was invited for a girls Night Out, I told my Husband I would be home by 12 Midnight.I PROMISE.... Will the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way to easy.At around 3.AM.a bit loaded I headed home, just as I got in the Cuckoo Clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times,Quickly realizing my Husband would wake up, I Cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him (even when totally smashed ...3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him MIDNIGHT he didn't seem P****d off in the least....Whew I got away with that one!. Then he said "We need a new Cuckoo Clock." when I asked him why he said,"Well last night our Cuckoo Clock cuckooed three times then said, 'O S**t Cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,Cuckooed another three times,giggled,Cuckooed twice more fell over the Coffee Table and Farted.........
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