Having been up since one AM, I have been doing some reading and recollecting. And being in PM(Pervert mode), most of it is sexual. I am not a big believer in statistics. If you have one foot incased in ice and the other one in hot coals, statistically you are comfortable. But these figures are obtained by those who assume to be much more intelligent than I. Thirty four percent of men and ten percent of women have lied to get sex. Now I find that very hard to believe. Women maybe. But a man lying to a woman? Never. Now I know that it is kind of hard to believe us at times. But I really do have ten inches. It's just that the women I've been with are near sighted and can’t really see it all. Seven percent of American women sleep in the nude. I could find nothing about American men or foreign men or women. I would say that the percentage would be higher in Europe. I would hope that the percentage would be higher. I sleep neeeekid. Nude is without clothes but artfully. Naked is without clothes because you like to be without clothing. Neeeekid is without clothing and up to something. A southern term. Besides, I love to spoon and it is a lot more fun neeeekid. The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at twenty eight miles per hour. Now, the record for the one hundred yard dash is somewhere around twenty seven MPH. I guess that means that if you shot your load at the wrong time, it really could catch up with you. Unobstructed, your penis is capable of twelve to twenty four inch spurts. I wouldn’t know this personally. I never masturbated. From the time I got my first eleven inch erection, I had women lined up to get it. And if I had whupped my mule in bed, my twelve inch pecker would have shot it over my head. You have to believe me. remember, men do not lie. I guess that is enough figures for now. Later folks. Tell a Viet vet, "Welcome home." Forgive your enemies. It messes up their minds. |