This illustrates my sense of humor when I'm tired and feeling a bit punchy... I have and do not offer any excuse...
A partial conversation between me and my daughter around Easter 2012 regarding Easter cakes:
Me: They have a bunny, an egg, a lamb… Do they have one shaped like Jesus? I wanna eat Jesus
Daughter: What?!
Me: Jesus with buttercream frosting
Daughter: The hell?
Me: He has risen and I ate him
Daughter: Dad? Are you high?
Me: No, I just wanna eat Jesus
Daughter to a perplexed wife: He says he wants to eat Jesus
Got some strange looks during this conversation. No drugs or alcohol was involved. Honestly.