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A man goes to the market and wants to buy a rooster.

The man there tells him he doesn't want a rooster,

he wants a cockerel.

He said it costs a bit more but you'll like it better.

The man says o.k. and moves on.

He tells the next man he wants to buy a hen.

That man says he doesn't want a hen,

he wants a pullet.

He says they're a better buy in the long run,

even if they cost a bit more.

The man says o.k. and moves on.

The man tells the next guy he wants to buy a donkey.

The guy tells him he doesn't want a donkey,

he wants an ass.

Costs a bit more,

but a donkey will stop in the street and not move,

while an ass will stop, too,

but if you scratch his ass he'll move on.

The man says o.k

So the man takes his cockerel, pullet and ass and heads for home.

Sure enough,

the ass stops in the middle of the street.

A woman walking buy asks the man if she can help him.

The man tells her yes, she can.

Will you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?

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This was last summer in July, I was out doing yardwork, on a particularly hot day I was wearing a tank top shorts and sneakers my shirt and shorts were soaking wet as I worked my way around the yard into the backyard. I took my shirt off because I can’t stand the way wet clothes feel, my backyard is fairly secluded woods behind my house and on one side, the other side has tall hedges to kind of box in the backyard. I was feeling particularly brave this day and since nobody ever just shows up at my house. I decided to take my shorts off as well, so I’m in the backyard wearing only sneakers. Breeze against my sweaty body felt really good so I sat down in a lounge chair to enjoy the feeling. I have gotten rather comfortable and may have even dozed off when all of a sudden I was aware of somebody standing over me it was the girl from across the street just standing there looking at me, I immediately started to get a hard on, she said she’d never saw a Prince Albert piercing in person but was really liking seeing mine, I told her she could sit and talk if she wanted, she sat in a chair facing me about waist level, she was looking at my cock more than my face, which I didn’t mind, I asked if she wanted to touch it, she immediately touched the head and 00g piercing causing my cock to jerk releasing precum that she enjoyed spreading over my cock, I closed my eyes as she slowly ran her fingers up and down the shaft, I let out a moan that apparently turned her on, she leaned down and licked the head, I opened my eyes in disbelief, she pulled back seeing surprise in my eyes and asked was that ok, I said nothing just guided her mouth back to my throbbing dick, she

I have again been asked to write a story around a scenario I have been given. Hope the person in question likes it. ❤❤

My friends had been pestering me to join them on a short break away. I eventually gave in. We booked a trip to Italy. It was the height of summer.

The time arrived and we made our way to the airport. Sitting in the departure lounge I couldn't help but notice you. You were smartly dressed in a work suit and I could only imagine you were on a business trip. I so love a man in a suit. You looked up and I caught your eye. We made eye contact for a few seconds. But it seemed a lot longer. We could both sense something between us. We were strangers and yet........the chemistry........what was it that made us desire each other? Then it was time to board the plane.

You were sitting two rows in front of me on the opposite side of the aisle. As you took off your jacket, you caught my eye. We smiled at each other. Was you flirting with me? Was you asking yourself the same thing about me? We took our seats as the plane was due to take off.

We had been in the air for about an hour when I went to the bathroom. As I came out, you were standing there waiting. The space was small and we brushed up against each other. Our lips almost touching. "Take this" you said as you took my hand. Our hands held for what seemed like ages. There was a certain look between us. My heart was fluttering.

I went back to my seat. My friend next to me was asleep so I took the opportunity to discreetly look at what you had placed in my hand. It was a folded piece of paper. You had written where you were staying, your contact number and

Scotland nuders out there who would like to meet us for a pint shoot a message.
We'll be out for an event and spending a week in the area.
We are up to saying hi to fellow members of the community who might be up to meeting just for pints/coffee and chat.
Normally don't have this flexibility as usually have our daughter with us but this trip will be on our own.
Flying into Edinburgh Oct 11th out Oct 19th.
Cheers.

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The post nude photos of my wife's blonde pussy is a chance to view a decent of the Vikings. Pure Norse enjoy it and let me know what you see
Mike

This story is one of my favorites. Which is why you'll never know names, locations or time in my blogs. But isn't the mystery what we love?
Back in the day when I delivered fuel, I had the honor of meeting many beautiful people along the way. One in particular crosses my mind a lot. Here's why...
At one of my frequent stops, I met a really beautiful young woman. About in her 20's, dark silky skin that glimmers in the light. Long, dark brown curly hair. The kind you just want to run your fingers through and pull in the right situations😈. She was a beautifully built woman with a nice thick ass and breasts that were traps because you couldn't stop looking at those D cup twins.
It didn't take her long to notice my unnecessary trips into the store. Of course it was all about customer service 🤭. It didn't take long before she was hanging out with me while unloading. Getting to know her was really easy because I was totally into listening to her voice.
She needed a ride home one night. That's where the real fun began. I picked her up in my Ford Ranger. Wasn't very roomy but plenty of space for foreplay. As I'm driving down a long dark road, she starts undressing, before you know it she's cumpletely nude sitting next to me. I'm totality flabbergasted at this point. Her breasts exposed and bouncing to the movement of the road. In almost one move she lays her seat back, spreads her legs on the dash and starts sliding her fingers across her clit and pussy lips. I had to pull over at this point. I was having too much trouble concentrating on the road. Fully stopped and parked in a roadside pullout I'm watching her as her fingers are sliding in and out of her

As the title says, Mrs TC was extremely horny last night. It was cold and snowy yesterday, so all we did was lounge around the house. Mrs TC wore a long flannel nightgown all day, which made it easy for her to lift it up and show me her delicious ass every time she walked past me. At least a half dozen times she faced away from me, spread her legs, and lifted her nightgown as she bent all the way over, showing me her ass and pussy. She was close enough I could reach out and play with her pussy lips and clit, a couple of times pushing two fingers into her pussy while working her clit with my thumb. There were plenty of deep kisses throughout the day along with some titty squeezing. I wore loose boxers all day and she would reach inside and fondle my cock whenever we kissed. As evening rolled around it was time to make a couple of drinks and climb into the big tub. We would alternate relaxing and playing. There was a lot of kissing and feeling, and she sucked my cock a number of times. She loves to suck cock and I am happy to let her. When we got out of the tub and dried off she laid on the edge of the bed and spread her legs. That was all the invitation I needed and proceeded to eat her pussy with gusto. I love her meaty pussy and love sucking on her big pussy lips. She enjoys it when I start out slowly but soon get very aggressive licking her clit and sucking on her pussy lips. I ate her until she came and then we moved to the living room and I popped in a porn video. I had brought out her rabbit vibrator, warmed it in hot water, and since her pussy was still so wet from me eating it, the rabbit easily slid inside her and I began fucking her with it as she leaned

The voyage around has begun anew. Day three is in the book. Mechanical things fixed/repaired parts need ordered.
Life continues.
I will be 3 for 3 solo before Sol makes an appearance.
Shall I wait my entire life to find the companion I desire? Will I continue to waste time alone while in the company of a human?

For want of a hug

Ok, so I made my plans to visit home again. Contacted my friend and told her when I would be in town and how much I missed the taste of her pussy on my lips. We discussed the when’s and where’s of what and how we were going to do this because she was still living with her A-hole husband.
We had kept in touch with phone calls, video chats and photo exchanges and I told her then that I needed more than a few hours to show her how much I missed her. She happily agreed.
As the day approached, my nuts began to tingle thinking about her tongue licking from the top of my dick to the space at the base of my nutsack. Oh how she loves doing that and she knows it drives me wild.
To my surprise, she said she was able to pick me up from the airport when I got in that Friday evening. She met me at the arrival pick up with a kiss that was unbelievable. I felt like a soldier returning home from war to my new bride.
We had a quick dinner and headed straight for the hotel. We showered together and behaved like teenagers. She laid out on the bed and I dove face first between her beautiful thighs to her delicious pussy that I missed so much. She came almost immediately after I stuck my tongue into her soaking wet love hole. I heard an “oh shiiiit” as I licked all of the juices that flowed out. I surprised her with a finger in her ass as she squirted like a water fountain in my mouth. I didn’t stop when she yelled “fuuuuuuuck!” I could tell she came again. I laughed a little as I asked if she had really missed me.
She rolled over and told me to lay back on the bed. As I did, she helped because I was apparently moving too slow. She commenced

Among other fun gifts, I gave my favorite girl a large vibrating dildo with clit teaser for her pleasure while I work her ass and mouth. She gave me a cock massager, so my meat is hard for her when she gets home.

I often ponder this way; tragically, but aware of such - A simple kind hearted, Bob-Rossinial accident, upon request. A-non-mistake-just-happy-accidents-type of day, type-away, that day, but not today - An entwined referential betwixt two unparalleled; Friendship; echo to the silence enclaved, but to who and how? The Answer:

I jump at the task to embark on writing out my response, to this, a response to an accident evolved into tangible proportions, tangible beyond the physical, like a fear in the mind that can traverse the body, producing a sweat on the skin; that fear began as nothing, nourished and matured to form a physical, observable presence, living in the form of sweat on your skin.

Nonetheless, by writing this all out now, I am remaining physically stationary, for moments longer in one spot, than advised, but now my entire life path is delayed, or is a delay; whatever hinderance begets or begots, to what affects does this accident have?

Does this accident answer any question, or raise more than less? Whose to blame for good or bad? None of course, to blame - but to ponder, are one not the same in the other?

Whilst innocently and nonchalantly pondering this still, whilst still; peering and leering, flipping and flopping, grasping and gasping, relentlessly into my mailbox, mirrored. I am struck by the vehicle, aside; transformed: A Tombstone.

Had I not been at that exact moment, simply, they would've simply zoomed simply by, right to the left, straight by the intended area of arrival, near my mailbox, still, whilst so simply far; still, far away and unaware of the existence of my mailbox, so I too was nothing but a mere shadowy

Since Thanksgiving there have been many relatives here. I was so hard to get some alome time to be naked and jerk off. An hour here and there and short times with chat rooms where I could cam with others, I really like being seen fully exposed and playing with my cock and ass.

Yesterday, we went to the movies and saw the new Anaconda movie with Jack Black - very funny movie. Went shopping after and by the time we got home The Wife was not feeling well. We spent the evening watching TV and she was back and forth to the bathroom a few times. With that, I had little hope for sex especially when she was back in there before bed. Nonetheless, I did put the TV sleep timer on for 60 minutes. She came out of the bathroom and craw;led across the bed to me with a grin on her face. She started with fondling me and sucking me, I ended up eating her to Two orgasms and then fucked her to one more. Overall much better than average.

When the offer of lifetime membership popped up yesterday and I never even gave it a thought,, it was like the final sign for me.

I had a moon picture go a bit viral yesterday and it was not to this morning, that i found out when my friend told me, close to 1800 people liking it and reshared over 120 times, pretty crazy, I only even got it, as i was out putting rubbish in the bin and knowing my long lens was on the camera and took 3 shots, for I was also making dinner at the time.

Thought I was going to get to have my friend up Saturday afternoon and night. We had a great afternoon/evening planned of tunes, games, adult beverages and some pictures, videos shot and maybe some online came fun. Well, it turns out that she has to work Saturday and then go in early on Sunday! So she won't be able to make it this weekend and I'm sad !!!

Oh well ... there's always next time.

So, the lock I joined on chaster as a bet lasted from September through to my birthday on 5th December. I've been free since then, but starting to get the urge to lock up again.
Which means I'll need a key holder in the new year. Any ladies here want to look after them for me? Ideally doing it for fun, and their pleasure, nothing financial. Happy for it to be online only, but who now's, if your close enough to me I may be offer my face as a comfy seat when you're tired.

We ordered a Bondage kit on line for Christmas.
it came in a very neat anonymous package, well secured with string.
Neither of us could undo the knots.
Perhaps we'd better leave it alone.

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In 2005 I faced a tough period in my life. I won't go into detail about it because I have moved on. Long story short, my heart, my soul was crushed and destroyed by someone I loved and trusted.

After it was all said and done, I needed to move on but didn't know how.

Well, during that time I met a man. I met another officer from a different department. We hit it off and started a tawdry affair through friendship. It was comforting, easy, we shared common interests like what we face on duty, the venting of it all.............and of course..........sex. Sex, sex and more sex. He had the same appetite....lol

This affair went on for over a year. I truly do not know when it stopped, but slowly and surely, it just started to drift away, and I buried myself into my work, my hobbies, family and traveling.

Flash forward to the funny part. Here it is, 2025. 5 months ago, I received an email Subject line: "Hey there Blonde Fox" (a former call sign from days gone by)

It was him, the man who looked lie Esai Morales. A gorgeous Hispanic man. Anyhoo, I was extremely curious and opned the email. The only written comment was "How are those sexy blue eyes"?

Guess what everyone, my eyes are light green.............hahahhahaha

Ok, back to the funny stuff. I waited a few days to respond because I wanted my comment to be perfect.

I wrote back "I have no clue how my blue eyes are, because they are light green" That is all that I wrote.
He replied to my email the same day that I sent it and apologized for not remembering. He ended the email by giving me his phone number and asked me to call him. I waited

From an early age I began to have experiences where someone was watching me or I had the opportunity to watch someone, whether in underwear or during sexual activity....

As opportunities arose, I experimented... until I discovered that I love to show off, to be watched, to be erotically provocative, and I get excited by being desired and being part of the most perverse fantasies someone could have.

In the field of science, information and discoveries must be shared. Art, music, poetry, etc., without a spectator, without an observer, and/or someone to critique, admire, or appreciate the created piece, art would not exist. And I think that human bodies, especially the female body, are art, an art that must be shared.

It's not easy to be erotic, sexy, sensual, or at least it's not easy to express it openly, outside your bedroom and comfort zone, outside of intimacy, not just to your partner, but to the general public, people you don't know, and some others you may know or who know you, even anonymously.

Not everyone is in touch with their femininity and the erotic and sexual self that we all possess... Today, I can say... I love to show off, to display my erotic and feminine side. And I think that the photos I take, my eroticism, my body and femininity are art—an art that not just anyone can create, and apparently I do it very well... so I love that people appreciate my art...

Vladimir Nabokov was a Russian born writer who later lived in Germany and France before moving to the United States. Although English was his third language (after Russian and French), he somehow authored, in English, one of the greatest American novels ever written. Every time I read it, I am astounded by the number of words and phrases in the book that were perfectly used and understood, but to my knowledge, did not previously exist in the English language.
Published in 1955, the subject matter of this book is just as controversial today. The title is not allowed to be written on this site, as it has become synonymous with its taboo subject. I understand, and do not argue this point. But I ask the reader to understand that this book and its artistry, not its subject matter, play a significant role in the story that follows. Please forgive that the book’s title has been changed for this reason.




(Mid 1980s) I had auditioned for a summer production at a theater in Savanah, where I hoped to work toward my goal of

Daily morning wood

Anyone in the south-east of the uk wanna meet up, get pissed up and take some pics of something veiny swinging around for the NN community???
Lets goooooooooo!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

I know first hand that this time of year can be an emotional rollercoaster. If you need an ear to listen to you just reach out. If you are wanting an outlet to give your frustrations too, just let me know what you are wanting.

We are getting close to the end of 2025 and it all seems to be a rush. Dave promised you lots of new pictures this year. It is our 13th year posting on NN and of the 780 images we have shared Dave has posted 202 so far this year, I think he has done very well. I am very pleased with my Photo Gallery and generally get very appreciative comments from some very nice. guys and a few ladies too.
Dave had promised some video footage from all the porn movies we have made together. Instead he made me up an iPad with all our movies on so I could watch them any time I liked. I really do enjoy watching some of the things he has produced, he is getting so much better at editing and adding filters. They really are Porn Movies that you would happily pay to see at a cinema, or is that being just a little old fashioned ..... Dave promises that once he has cracked the best method of blocking out our faces on some of the sections of movies he will publish them for you. There especially some lovely pieces with Steve in where I am engaging with two cocks, which you all should know is my fantasy and passion.
So we goo into 2026 with still lots to share and more fun to be had, I hope its the same for you - Sue xx

Isn't it crazy how you can be perfectly fine for days and days and days and then all of a sudden, something really small and stupid knocks you off balance.. Then you just keep falling over and the fall just keeps happening. You don't hit the ground you just are in perpetual falling.. deeper and deeper thinking that eventually you will land.. that way you can finally get up again . But I am not landing.. just falling.
I am bored but have zero interest in doing anything.. I can't seem to get excited about much..
Today I celebrated Christmas with my Son and his GF.. And now.. I have little to no happiness within me.
I am starting to think it's this time of year.. This time of year makes me sad. So.. come on January!! I am ready for you. It's probably best that I can't afford to drink.. cause if I could.. glug glug glug.. ha

Hugs for your day.

Okay so we all like to be nude. But what else can make us different? I'm being rude to each other? I don't think so. Come on I've only been on here 7 years off and on. No matter who we are or how big we are or how pretty our genitals look we can all do one thing. Be nice to one another. The other alternative is one that will take this site down. So think about it

I don't really have anyone to share this with, so I figured I'd post on here. Olga and I had a fun night last night. I've been talking to a man for the last couple of weeks and we all finally met up last night. I was hoping he'd bring his girl, but that didn't work out and it was just him. After some time hanging out, he drove us back to our place and we invited him up.

Things got started by me kissing Olga and then him kissing her and escalated from there. Pretty awesome seeing my wife make out with another man. She was wearing a tight dress and no panties and we laid her down on the bed and both started kissing her neck, mouth, face, etc. while he fingered her. Olga really loves the attention and having both of us give her attention at the same time got her very wet. I went down on her and started licking her while he continued to kiss her and play with her breasts.

After a bit, him and I started stripping off our clothes and I continued to lick Olga while she started sucking him. Unfortunately, he wasn't a very big man and Olga is a bit of a size queen, but she still played along and had fun. After a bit more licking by me, I started fucking her while she sucked him. That went for a bit and then she laid me down and started sucking me while he fucked her from behind. We ended up switching after a bit and I fucked Olga while she sucked him and then she got on him and rode him and then invited me to fuck her ass for some DP. I love DP, so that worked fine. Unfortunately, the man wasn't able to keep going and got soft and the DP didn't last long. It was fun for as long as it lasted though. I went and washed off my cock and Olga went back to sucking him.

Olga

Unexpected romance in the Phillipines.

I landed in Manila with no real plan besides sunshine, cold drinks, and a bit of adventure. The heat hit me the moment I walked out of the airport — a thick, humid blanket that felt equal parts exhausting and exciting. It didn’t take long before the city wrapped itself around me with its noise, colour, and warmth.

After a couple of days exploring the lanes and markets, I headed south to a coastal town known for diving spots and hidden waterfalls. That’s where I met her — the Filipina who would change the tone of the whole trip.

I’d stopped at a small food stall where the locals were serving balut. Determined not to look like a soft tourist, I gave it a go. I must’ve made a face somewhere between pride and regret, because I heard someone laughing beside me. She had a smile that lit up the whole stall. She teased me gently, then showed me how the locals seasoned it. We started talking, and suddenly the heat didn’t seem quite as oppressive.

Adventure in the Tropics

Over the next few days we fell into an easy rhythm. She showed me the spots tourists rarely find — a cliff-side track leading to a waterfall hidden behind thick jungle, a small family-run café overlooking rice fields, and a tiny beach shack that played live music under strings of lanterns.

We jumped off waterfalls together, the water cool against the tropical heat. We went scuba diving over coral gardens glowing with every shade imaginable. She moved through the water with calm confidence, and I tried not to stare too much through my mask.

Nights That Felt Like They Belonged Only

Let's set up a time to have fun

I have toy played a total five times since Friday... The fourth time, I used purple lube and started by inserting my dick into my eight inch toy by kneeling on the floor. I put a large pillow on the floor and a splat mat to cover it. I had a large purple puddle of lube and allowed another release inside the toy... then, I recycled as much as I could back into the toy. Due to this type of lube, I take the toy out of storage in the refrigerator a 30+ minutes to let the lube melt & slide into the toy... I store the toy to prevent any bacteria after my use of it...Regardless of the weather or humidity. It`s rare for me to let it sit out for more than 90 minutes, unless I decide to take a short hibernation. The fifth toy play, I used a green colored/flavored lube... It sure shines messy upon my dick, balls, hair and skin and after seven+ hours it`s still there... My balls were heavy with this green lube... So, I have many non NN stamped butt and ball pictures... I`ll will not know until I get around to reviewing and editing or deleting them. Sometimes it`s hard to take butt & ball pictures with a stamped sign. Sometimes, I try to three different selfie sticks/cameras for such scenes. I walked around and did stuff in the apartment to keep the lube on my body... I am surprised that it did not drop or dribble or flow onto the splat mats, yoga mats or my floor... I shaved my face and unloaded the dishwasher with this lube upon my body. If, I toy play in the few hours, I`ll try the blue colored/flavored lube... Then back to the purple lube... I am having more fun toy playing in my recliner, so, I could continue... Thus far, I have just two purple spots on my pet blanket that`s

"Member name cannot be found".
How the f*** can a member name not be found when I'm looking right at it??
Arrrrgh!!!

Lonely LONELY Lonely . What a waste of an all out good guy . What a waste of a hard dick eager to pleaser beaver ... or xxxxxxxxxxx some tonsils and deliver a dose of demon seed deep back toback . Y must it be this way somebody play with me .