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Flyers fan.

Leafs fan

go caps

I used to be a huge fan, never missed a wings game. Over the past few years though I find myself watching much fewer regular season games. When the league decided to up scoring and crack down and force most of the enforcers out of the NHL, and start calling every little grab ass penalty, it kinda ruined it for me.
Although i still do enjoy playoff hockey, the refs tend to let a lot more go. The flow of the game is so much better without all the penalties. I guess i just really miss "olt time" hockey.
Oh, and GO WINGS!!!!!

Flames, too depressed to talk about it.

Pittsburg and T Bay fan here!!
Weak number of Hockey fans here lol.

Ok just so ya don't think I'm a band wagon fan. I was a fan back when the KINGS wore Purple & Gold. I also like old time hockey, quit calling the tic-tac crap & let-um play. Got 1 cup hope to make it 2 in a row. Got us a Quick goalie (pun intended) for 10 years. GO K I N G S

Congrats on your Stanley Cup...although you did do it with the help of several former Flyers...but that's just sour grapes on my part!!!

BUMP!! Go Flyers!!

Hopefully the Players Assoc. and the League get their heads out of their asses and we have a season this year. I can't deal with another lockout. I feel like we just went through that bullshit.

I don't watch tv much anymore. So the only time I get to watch any hockey is when I'm at the local sports bar.

I'm more of a college hockey fan. I could never get into the pro hockey games...

Go Gophers!!!

They are meeting on 9/28...hopefully something gets accomplished!

Love my "Red WIngs" !

What does everyone think of the alignment?

let's try resurrecting this thread. even though we are in michigan i am a flames fan, but my wife is a wings fan. to be honest we are more college hockey fans than anything. i thought i saw a flames fan up there in the thread a bit, i share your pain.

I don't know if you knew this about me, but my mom used to be a hockey player in Canada.



She got pregnant while she was a forward for the Saskatoon Beaver Nuzzlers after a tryst with famed Canadian hockey announcer, Walter "Golden Loon" Chevalier. Oddly, she didn't even know she was pregnant until the championship game against the Thunder Bay Battlin' Lesbians. The scoreless game had gone into overtime and there were only 20 seconds left in the period when she stole the puck from the Lesbian defenseman and found herself in a breakaway situation. Just as she was about to slap the puck towards the goalie, she felt a sudden, powerful contraction. Seconds later, a 9-pound, blue-eyed baby boy was spit onto the ice like a watermelon seed propelled from Dizzy Gillespie's lips.



Baby, bloody placenta, and puck skidded together across the ice like an out of control Ice Road Trucker past the glove of the outstretched goalie and into the net. Despite being momentarily stunned, the goal judge flashed the red light and precipitated a celebration that rivaled that of the Canadian Olympic teams' 2010 gold medal victory in Vancouver. She named me Billy on the spot, held me over her head as if I were Lord Stanley's Cup, and skated around the rink for all to adore.

The cheers faded to shocked murmurs a few moments later when the crowd began to notice something terribly wrong with baby Billy’s genitals. While the penis was large enough to serve as a reasonable facsimile of famed Montreal Canadian Guy Lafleur's stick, the nutsack fluttered in the breeze like the Canadian flags that festooned the outdoor rink. Something was wrong. Something was terribly wrong. One of baby Billy’s testicles appeared to undescended, prompting the cruel Canadian sportscasters to call the infant TC, not for "Too Cute," but for "Testicle Conspicuouslyabsent."

My mother's shame was so great that we had to move to the States. She got a job as a stripper and the only time she ever "played hockey” was on stage. She had this act where she'd "skate" around naked and body check the other dancers off the stage. She got great tips, but they didn't even make a dent in the occasional lawsuit.

Me? I grew up ridiculed by the other children. They called me "Uniball," "Cy-nut," and their favorite, "Vinnie Testi-lonely," after the NFL quarterback. Oh, there were times when the handicap came in handy. For instance, when other kids put a baseball card in their spokes to make their bike sound like a motorcycle, all I had to do was slip off my underwear and wear loose shorts and the winds would buffet my partially empty nutsack and make pretty much the same noise. Other than that, though, it was pretty miserable.




Ok, that last picture really has nothing to do with the story. I just like looking at it.

Does anyone play hockey here? I love playing! I am a goalie!

Let's go flyers I played goal it's the only spot to play

Soon my pretties. NHL starts soon!!!!

flames fan here, living in michigan. i follow them as best as i can. we do have season tickets to the local university and it's some damn good hockey (NCHC)

Flyers made the playoffs!!! I know they'll play the capitals. Oy.

omg go hawks!!!

Go Sens Go

LETS GO PENS

Canadiens fan, but they've been having some rough years and these covid days with the empty stands there isn't much to get excited about with NHL hockey.