Firefly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to try this stuff!
You can only get it online, and it's expensive, but worth every penny.
It's organic, no chemicals, and it tastes and feels incredible. It's not oily or slippery, but just wet enough. It's not even clear, more of a tan/creamy/whitish stuff. Hmmmmmmmm heaven.
Go check it out:
http://www.fireflylubricant.com/Sometimes I have sex just so I can use this stuff