I'm loving my body today

Why? Cause I'm actually not feeling achy and I feel like I have less snot in me and more life! Thank God for doctors and rest
I took a hot bath this morning, spiked with bubbles and smell good stuff. Showered off...
and got off (Praise be to handheld shower-heads

)..got out, stood in front of the mirror, dried off and slathered my clean and bouncy body in delicious lotion...watching myself the entire time.
Then (cause I ain't steppin' foot out this house today) I put on some fuzzy socks, my swanky ol flannel pajama bottoms...the ones with the hole in the crotch for easy access

and my torn but held together by about 50 safety pins, Sex Pistols tee, put my fro in a bun atop my head, stuck my mouth-guard in (I grind me teeth), put my spectacles on, looked at myself in that mirror and said:
"Damn, guuurl
You's a slexy bish!!"
Don't make fun!! That mouth-guard gives me a lisp
