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Raj

Funny Insults

7-Aug-05 01:55

Since there has been a deluge of insults and angry responses, how about a "Vent thread". Rather than getting your knickers in a twist at someone go Ahead and Vent here -

Here is me - ARRRRGGGGHH - Are you Born Stupid or do you have to work hard at it!!!

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honey turkey

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7-Aug-05 01:58

Did you have a blonde moment?

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tbjones

7-Aug-05 02:00

I am an asshole, but what's your excuse?

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honey turkey

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7-Aug-05 02:04

That was beautiful tbjones!!!!

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tbjones

7-Aug-05 02:11

When god distributed stupidity, did you raise your hand twice?

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Raj

7-Aug-05 02:15

What's that ugly growth on your shoulder - Oh! its your head!!

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LUNNA

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7-Aug-05 02:15

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beachdreamz

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7-Aug-05 02:25

wheels spinning but the hampsters dead

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tbjones

7-Aug-05 02:27

I have a COCK, but you are just being a dick

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beachdreamz

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7-Aug-05 02:36

I don't have an asshole. I don't gat one of those until I am married

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scotto

7-Aug-05 03:22

Let me squeeze that huge zit on your shoulders

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so

7-Aug-05 03:26

So I am a woman what's that to you???? Men!!!! Can't live with them. can't kill em....

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MidnightDove20022002

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7-Aug-05 03:30

Touch them and pull back a stub...

Hey ppl can lose weight but there ain't nothin you can do about being UGLY....

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scotto

7-Aug-05 03:31

I'd like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?

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beachdreamz

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7-Aug-05 03:51

hehe a few I like

"Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."

Are your parents siblings?"

"You're such a pussy, your nose bleeds once a month."

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Mad Jack

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I Like to Reflect

7-Aug-05 04:00

Were your grandparents brother and sister, too?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species...

May God strike you blind, may Allah cast you out into the desert, and may the Budha plant his fat, festering ass squarely on the one ham sandwich that was the only food within 1000 miles...

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old_wolf5

7-Aug-05 09:38

Did your parents have any children that lived?

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Hyssop

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8-Aug-05 18:58

"I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way on a lavatory seat."

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AurianEyes

8-Aug-05 19:27

I call people an ass hat at times.

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Trixsyn

8-Aug-05 20:42

I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire.

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beachdreamz

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9-Aug-05 03:46

Fresh from NN....the best part of marrying your sister...No mother in law!

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BytheSea

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9-Aug-05 04:06

But I smoke...this is my part of the world..I know it
bothers you and I know it's bad for us both,but I don't plan to live forever and you shouldn't either.

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old_wolf5

9-Aug-05 11:37

If your mother and father got a divorce would they still be brother and sister

Your so inbred you have three eyes.

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Okay, I'm in,....

9-Aug-05 13:44

Here's your [idiot] sign!

Was your brother an only child?

and,... da-da-a-a-a-a-a,....

Did your father shit in the corner and yell, "Now, grow up and be nothing!"

Dragon

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RockD

29-Sep-11 13:54

I can explain it to you, I just can't understand it for you

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