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What’s your most awkward moment
So what’s the most awkward moment you’ve had and what did you do?

Mine is coming on Monday and I have no idea what to say, for context 2 weeks ago on the last full day of my holiday the wife and I were enjoying being nude on a quite spot on the beach with several like minded couples around, whilst walking to cool off a nude couple were walking towards us from the sea, I could not take my eyes off her pussy as it was only the second one on show with any hair and her shaven lips were enormous, I could not stop looking, her husband clearly enjoyed her nakedness or my wife’s.. every step I felt my cock swing and stiffen. As we passed she spoke, it was a woman who works in our accounts department, we get on well but only see each other every couple of weeks briefly, there was a short conversation which I don’t think made much sense as I couldn’t stop looking down and we go our separate ways my wife said after the woman had spent the whole conversation looking down at my cock. When we left we passed them again laying out and I got an extremely intimate view between her legs, So I find out just now I have to spend Monday with her doing audits on her return.

I have no idea what to say to her.

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What’s your most awkward moment
Sounds like a nice weekend but I would just get the weekday work done and let her take the lead for more. Be ready to react!

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Oh and did you mean to say without any hair down there? Loved it when we started seeing that 20-30 years ago. I remember the 1st couple, they had their pre-adolescent children with them hard not to look at mom and get a little hard!

The ladies working on their pussy tans are hard generators too!

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Well, one of them is when the manager of the parking garage where I put my car most days, happened to walk by the evening I was in the passenger seat with my feet on the dash and enjoying a great self-induced orgasm. Soon after I let loose, I looked to the side and he was standing there, a bit in shock. I just smiled and enjoyed the glow. I still see him now and then. We just smile and wave.

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When my wife and I were dating 30 years ago, it was night and she was giving me a blowjob on a park bench when we heard a group of people coming around the corner. I just managed to get my pants up before they passed. I strongly suspect that they knew what was going on.

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What’s your most awkward moment
Occasional erection dancing. That used to bother me often as a kid with clothes on, actually not so much as an adult nudist. My wife and I do ballroom, no problem now if I get wood, I've seen so many others with the same. I remember one weird one at a Glen Eden dance, there was a guy with a little tiny but hard as a rock cock, man did mine grow! I had to go sit down!

Then there is cumming in one's pants when making out, maybe the girls took it as a compliment as we just shucked the trousers.

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My most awkward moment was when I walked in on my college boyfriend when he was masturbating over a magazine! Yikes, it was awkward !

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got caught watching
I got caught watching my mom, a little tipsy, self pleasing on her bed. the door was cracked open, like a foot. without thinking I pulled mine out to have something to play with as I watched. she came and then saw me in the door.

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What’s your most awkward moment
My most awkward moment was once with an ex while we were starting to full around she was beginning to lick and suck my cock she started deepthroathing and gagging on my huge cock her mother, aunt and grandmother walk in and there mouths drop and can’t stop staring at me. Well two days later me still embarrassed we finally say hi and start talking seeing them keep looking at my groin it got me a bit excited that it bulged and outline was visible they ended up saying, oh wow how I’m the most thickest and biggest they’ve seen in front of their daughter i was shocked

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For me, the most awkward moment, was when I was not able to get hard at 1st!
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Skinny Dipping
One time my wife and I went skinny dipping with my wife's sister. I got an erection pretty fast seeing her nude.

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surferjen said: Well, one of them is when the manager of the parking garage where I put my car most days, happened to walk by the evening I was in the passenger seat with my feet on the dash and enjoying a great self-induced orgasm. Soon after I let loose, I looked to the side and he was standing there, a bit in shock. I just smiled and enjoyed the glow. I still see him now and then. We just smile and wave.

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flornudist62 said: One time my wife and I went skinny dipping with my wife's sister. I got an erection pretty fast seeing her nude.

I had the same thing when I was younger the sister loved it happened and my girlfriend wasn’t annoyed about it she didn’t care it was on show she was annoyed her sister made it happen as she never let it go, she would bring it up every time they argued

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flornudist62 said: One time my wife and I went skinny dipping with my wife's sister. I got an erection pretty fast seeing her nude.

she never let it go


I can see that might be awkward, though I guess you get used to it after the first few weeks

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My ex-husband called me, he saw my pictures on the net. He liked my shaved pussy, he said.

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Awkward isn't the word!
Me and Mrs RC and another married couple at their place. Beer, wine, nibbles, spa, sex, you get the idea.
Well, during the sex the other wife was riding me. Her husband pushed her forward so her tits were on my chest and Mrs RC guided his fucking thick cock into her ass for DP. After about 5 thrusts, she screams her head off and pushes herself away from us. There's blood on the rug on the floor we were on. A lot of blood.
We had to call an ambulance.
The skin between her cunt and asshole split open!
The ambulance arrived. We managed to dress to cover only the private bits and she went to hospital. 6 internal stitches and two external.
Explaining the truth about what happened to the paramedics was mortifying. They both had to explain to the Dr and nurses what happened, while we went home.
Oh it was bad.

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