Wow, only ten? I should be so lucky.
1. I have been to a swingers' party, where I failed miserably.
2. I take about six pills a day for depression and dissociation. Which is probably *why* I failed miserably that night.
3. My first time was with a woman more than 15 years my senior.
4. I like Kelly Clarkson. Sue me.
5. I played a British soldier and a faun in "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe". You can probably find me on the DVD somewhere.
6. I am an Asterix fan.
7. I was a computer programmer at age 4. The language I used is now outdated and I've totally forgotten how to do anything with it.
8. I've had sex with a total of five lovely ladies in my life so far, and I remember the first and last names of every single one.
9. I am deaf in my right ear, and I don't know why.
10. I can play the guitar just like I'm ringin' a bell.
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