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forreal
All Assholes Please Test Here
18-Aug-05 00:44
1-2-3 testing confused

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LUNNA
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18-Aug-05 10:17
4-5-6 testing

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scotto
18-Aug-05 11:47
faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt

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lennynatural
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18-Aug-05 14:03
My asshole doesn't need testing.

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tiger72
18-Aug-05 22:02
jerk bounce ohmy

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BytheSea
I done had
29-Aug-05 05:33
the lightbulb up your ass trick thank you... as in medical test that is

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dough1214U
29-Aug-05 15:32
a5^g&&*l43Phhhhhhttt...ooops, sorry...where's the room freshener...guess my asshole is working fine

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valleybud
I'm an asshole.......
29-Aug-05 23:37
and the entire driving world tested me today!.....I didn't kill anyone, so I must have passed. rolleyes

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Runwolf
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30-Aug-05 01:02
is this a thread to see if I am one or if I have one?

(note that only an asshole would ask that question)

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mystigo_dragon
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23-Sep-05 18:33

Now's the time for all good assholes to cum to the aid of their party!!!


Works,.... I'm an Asshole !!!

Dragon

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willow01
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I Like to Reflect
23-Sep-05 19:55
Did someone say party?? confused dildo

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kittenmmm
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25-Sep-05 02:18
yeah willow...for us assholes. Wanna beer?


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AurianEyes
29-Sep-05 16:46
<Taps on mic>

One motherfucker, two motherfucker...Is this thing on?

I want a beer, and a sandwich. Thank you.

Before I step off the mic, I'd just like to say: Fuck the FCC, and the Newbie Nudes site rules all!

Thank you.

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lovitt
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I'm an asshole
30-Sep-05 03:07
I'm an asshole, with a Cock!...
but I got turned into an old goat,...(sob) and I didn't even (sob) kiss her...

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Scotchsteph
Cummere, Lovvie
30-Sep-05 14:46
it happens i like old goats. How old is "old" for a goat?

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lovitt
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Scotchsteph
30-Sep-05 17:08
Don't know, haven't gotten there yet.

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LUNNA
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4-Oct-05 06:38
does the asshole "test" include probing? confused

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jphiggins
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4-Oct-05 07:22
mm hmm *licks his fingers* cool

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LUNNA
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4-Oct-05 07:33
uh oh


but but but....I guess resistance is futile rolleyes

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jphiggins
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4-Oct-05 07:38
Pretty much. Assume "the position." *licks*

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LUNNA
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4-Oct-05 07:41
oh well....

here we go grin

/me bends over

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jphiggins
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4-Oct-05 07:46
oh well, at least one of us will enjoy it!

*slurp*

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LUNNA
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4-Oct-05 07:49
oh man....

I thought you liked it too sad

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jphiggins
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4-Oct-05 08:08
phu

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jphiggins
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4-Oct-05 08:08
knee

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LUNNA
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4-Oct-05 11:36
you are! wink

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mystigo_dragon
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It's becumming apparent,...
6-Oct-05 13:51
...that I really, really enjoy being an Asshole!

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AlferdPacker
oooo, mr dragun
6-Oct-05 13:57
yur bumm looks as nice as mine. But I can't be unfaithful to my true love, pissyeater69. He is sooo manly and swave. I hope he thinks my tiny brown butt is worthy of him.

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AurianEyes
6-Oct-05 20:47
Lunna, can you bend over again? grin

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forreal
Bump
16-Jul-06 21:58
It`s been too long. I still test positive grin

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forreal
22-Jul-06 20:23
I can`t be the only one left sad

Bet if the Senator were still here, things would be........

Oh well mad

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