Writing a complete story in just six words means choosing your words pretty carefully. It also brings you awfully close to poetry.
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Writing a complete story in just six words means choosing your words pretty carefully. It also brings you awfully close to poetry.
Baby shoes.
Never worn.
Born in
A dump.
My momma
Died, my daddy
Got drunk.
And I
Never learned
To count good.
Billy, sometimes I just sit and laugh reading your stuff.
Thanks for the smile ... I just loved that one.
One more ...
Illegitimi non carborundum est.
or
Don't let bastards wear you down.
marries redneck,
decorates pickup.
Thelmalou:
The Wedding Reception:
This is a soap opera. Watch for new episodes!
"Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother"
(in episodic form):
Episode Two:
Husband Billy Bob
loved Honkey Tonk.
__________
Episode Three:
Thelmalou loved
riding Billy
every night.
__________
Episode Four:
They made a son,
Henry Merle.
__________
Episode Five:
Church on Sundays,
football Friday nights.
__________
Episode Six:
But Billy Bob checked out early.
__________
Episode Seven:
Mistook his gun for a lighter.
__________
Episode Eight:
Hank began listening to his namesakes.
He started developing a sadistic streak.
__________
Episode Ten:
He grew into a violent homophobe.
__________
Episode Eleven:
Killed a pretty boy one night.
__________
Episode Twelve:
Hank was guilty of Murder One.
__________
Episode Thirteen:
Judge asked Thelmalou, "Should he die?"
__________
Episode Fourteen:
She paused, said, "Let it be"
__________
Episode Fifteen:
She could go country or pop.
This series has been a long, hard lesson I'm sure. But it's crucial you learn the dangers of Bad Ass Country Music espoused by artists like Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Eric Church, Toby Keith and Jason Aldean. Allowing your children to listen to this kind of music will drive them crazy. Only death and damnation can follow in its path. Remember the Heavy Metal suicide cases of the 90s? Mark my words, it will happen again, this time with a drawl and a twang.
If your children simply MUST listen to Country, make sure it's the pablum offered by artists like Taylor Swift, Hunter Hayes, Luke Bryan, Keith Urban and Sugarland. Your children will be safe and you'll be able to sleep nights.
If you'd like to learn more about the dangers in Bad Ass Country Music, listen to the weekly broadcast of Rev. E.J. Corvette and the Corvette Christian Crusade on CMT radio. You'll find it at:
http://www.cmt.com/music/radio/
No need to say thanks, just doin my part.
Just can’t
Trust them.
2. Misspelling. It
Still matters.
A lot.
3. Ninjas. Sometimes
They breed
With retards.
4. Richard Petty
Took my
Lunch money.
Learn it,
Live it,
Love it.
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