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That is all I can think of.
Hmmm...oh yeah, here's something only I know...I am wanking right now.
Most of my secrets have already been aired on this very forum.
1. I have been to a swingers' party, where I failed miserably.
2. I take about six pills a day for depression and dissociation. Which is probably *why* I failed miserably that night.
3. My first time was with a woman more than 15 years my senior.
4. I like Kelly Clarkson. Sue me.
5. I played a British soldier and a faun in "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe". You can probably find me on the DVD somewhere.
6. I am an Asterix fan.
7. I was a computer programmer at age 4. The language I used is now outdated and I've totally forgotten how to do anything with it.
8. I've had sex with a total of five lovely ladies in my life so far, and I remember the first and last names of every single one.
9. I am deaf in my right ear, and I don't know why.
10. I can play the guitar just like I'm ringin' a bell.
2)Never been drunk
3)Had a huge crush on a college tutor
4)Almost drowned in a puddle when younger
5)Is into guy on guy porn
6)Likes the thought of anal
7)Shoplifted chocolate once
Never been kissed.
9)Has a huge birthmark
10)Is embarassed at writing all that.
I can not type. This ones out! Darn it.
i would have PM'd u, but i dont think its working properly.
1) my very first sexual experience was with a friend of mine ...and his name was Bill....
2) I lost my virginity at 20 ...ughhhhh
2/ I once beat off in the spa at the local pools, was still erect afterwards had to stay in the water for another 30 mins, walk to the change rooms with a towel covering the vital bits followed by a long shower standing in the corner and couldn't leave until the change rooms emptied.
3/ I have had sex with a total of three chicks in my life!
4/ After I found out what a backstabbing arsehole my last boss was I looted heaps of stuff from work and signed for heaps of hours I never worked.
5/ I like ABBA and have some CD's and a DVD of all their hits.
6/ I'm horny as hell and would love to meet a decent chick for sex and /or dating.
7 to 10/ Can't think of anymore at the moment.
1. masterbate on average of 2 times aday
2. wife is not into sex(shes manic depressive), which is why i masterbate
3. i do phone sex when i can
4. i love porn
5. have jerked off in adult bookstores
6. addicted to NN, for the turn on
7. actively looking for mutual masterbation partner