Have you planned and organized your funeral yet?
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Have you planned and organized your funeral yet?
ashes to made into an ant hill look alike, with the red earth of aussie mixed with my ashes [pilbara earth]
no flowers fanks ,i cant see or smell them so their a waste init
music i want played is a secret [i dont actually have me funeral music sorted yet,actually ]
feschi ,if you think you know me ...you would know i would NEVER! EVER!!!! BUY HIDEOUS PLASTIC FUKEN FLOWERS!!! how awful,you cant come to me funeral now
might put a cactus on your you prick
you just need to assemble the coffin then your friends will do the job
The testicles have (and still do) given me loads of fun so I hope they find a worthwhile recipient.
All the rest must go to some animal welfare group where they can be converted into pet food.
originally i wanted to get cremated and then secretly have my ashes mixed into white russians that everyone had to drink, then tell them about it in my will, but peachy said i'm not allowed.
I used to sell pre-need cemetery property and I do think it is a good idea. My boss used to tell me that before I could leave a house with no sale I had to use this last close: There are only two types of people that do not own their cemetery property, one that does not know about it and one that does not love their family. Now I know you know about it because I just told you, so do you love your family? There is a lot of truth to it.
My mother was just taken advantage of when my father died in Jan. She went to take care of his arrangements without telling me she was going or asking if I wanted to go.
no flowers for you.
gonna get a crew of armenian vespa riders in overalls to run over ya grave and sing " come on eileen"
then the real party will begin.
got a pig roast planned. then gonna wash the beemer on your mommas front yard
paid off the dago coppers already. 20 euro. the bandits. but it will be worth every peso.
i love you fishhead, you make me smile.
If you should move you might be able to take advantage of what you have pre-paid for. If the provider should go out of business, sell the business or go bankrupt, you might not get what you paid for.
Paying for a funeral before you need it is like paying taxes before they are due; there's really no point to it.
It's their anniversary and he NOT happy she not bought him an anniversary present.
she looks at him, says well you remember last anniversary's present I gave you
the funeral plot
well you HAVEN"T USED IT YET!!!!!