I never met a bitch with problem that chloroform couldn't solve.
Bitch won't shut the fuck up? CHLOROFORM!
Bitch won't give you booty sex? CHLOROFORM!
Bitch wants to watch "Desperate Housewives"? CHLOROFORM!
Bitch wants you to do shit around the house when you're watching football/baseball/basketball game? CHLOROFORM!
Bitch wants to go to her mom's house? CHLOROFORM!
Bitch wants nagging you to death? CHLOROFORM!
Ahhhhh,yes. Chloroform is the secret of any man's happiness in a relationship.
Just some friendly advice from your uncle Sin.