Pretty much any of the dudes in the sky have to grant salvation (or at least favors), especially Yahweh. Just working hard and being a good person doesn't get you free health care for eternity, it has to be awarded by the "President".
If you pay extra taxes without complaint, and let the man in charge divvy up the loot, eventually he'll take care of you.
Didn't Jesus feed a shitload of folks with a couple fish and free breadsticks from Olive Garden?
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