hapyjacq's blog post - drunk lunch

so last nite was happy hour but well it ended up being only me and peanut butter cup......which was perfectly fine.... but omg we wanted to get closer to home so we went to the place down the street (you know the one that got paul stuck to the carpet)

anyway we brought the bartender home... wow .... lets just say it was a crazy fucking nite... two people got their lips bit and i wasn't on of them hahahahhahaa.....

so i have to pack paul's lunch and i ask pbc to help me .... i say put some feta on his salad.... hmmmm he comes home and says "drunk lunch honey?" .... jeez all i can do is laugh... ummmm yes i suppose a drunk lunch... er what was wrong....pauly says he had a bit of salad with his feta... omg he had me crying from laughing so hard ... he tells me "i looked in my bag and saw crackers and thought maybe i'm supposed to have some feta with these ummmm no this isn't working for me but the crows really liked it" .....and then there is the dressing i said is to much to have every day (the flavor you know) and i would only give it to him a couple of times a week .... he was telling me that he's had it all week and i'm thinking ohhhh fuck guess what you're getting tomorrow????

after last nite he says he was grateful there was food in his bag at all..... he asked me 5900 times did you pack my lunch ... he says i said yes i did and i think you will find it special .... i think i came the closest ever tonite to peeing my pants from laughing... happy friday everyone ... mwa jacq