manlycornhusk's blog post - If I ever make it back to french speaking Canada

It's so important to have at least one secondary language. You never know when it will come in handy. Unfortunately, if you don't use it often..you lose it. Therefore, thought I'd try a couple out here just to refresh my memory:

When meeting someone's mother, say: "tu as un beau cul" which I believe means, "lovely to meet you".

When going to confession, always finish with: "qu est ce qui te donne du plaisir" which means, "I am at peace now..hopefully".

When ordering chicken in a cafe, If you prefer white meat/breasts..always order: "le mamelon"

When chatting with small children, always say: "tu vas te faire tabasser" this a very old and funny saying they love to hear, easpecially if you're standing over them clenching your fists...

The standard greeting for a young, attractive woman you meet in the bar is a pat on the rear followed by: "je tiens juste a etre aimable" which means "Just removing the lint from your skirt"...you will be very much appreciated for this.

Finally, when talking about a mutual friend, always refer to him or her as: "quelqu'un de bizarre" which is the universal phrase for "super person"

I hope this gave you some insights, I know I feel better about my language skill already.

Peace and Love....and "j ai mal au coeur" (enjoy life)