Achocalypse

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The name's Achocalypse (Get it - Achocalypse. It's because I'm the colour of chocolate!... No?). What do I like? I like BBWs, spanking, squirters and that's the tip of this perverted iceberg ;o) Ask me what else and I'll tell. Since I've joined NN as a premium a year ago, I've found out that I like to play on cam. Keep a look out for that. Everyone's welcome to watch. I think NN has turned into a bit of a show off! Just looking for some nice filthy chats and you never know what might happen. I'm currently going through a major life rehaul at the minute. So, once I get myself set, you may even get an invite to mine for a cup of tea (or coffee. Your choice). I'm an equal opportunites friend request accepter and accept most friend requests, from both guys and girls, especially if you send me a filthy PM to go with it. I'm looking to have some chats (sexy or otherwise). My preferred communication app of choice is Whatsapp (that way there can be some pic swapping, if need be). Also, looking to get to know people living local (not necessarily for meets. It's always nice to have local friends). If you're interested, drop me a PM with your details and we can go from there.

  • This member has been with us 10 years or more! (Joined 12.9 years ago)
  • 47 years old
  • Male
  • 4,102 views
  • Joined 12 years ago
  • Active more than a year ago

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Achocalypse After 175 days, I've finally uploaded new pics and a vid. I've exhausted my upload limit doing it and there is more to come (tomorrow). Rate, comment, PM, friend request, do what you will. Thanks ohmy)
12 years ago  ·  2 comments
enjoymysexywife Loving the new pics
12 years ago
12 years ago
Achocalypse I leave it far too long between visits to this great site ohmy)
12 years ago  ·  2 comments
Sexyhels1982 Get on here more often then smile
12 years ago
Smallusdickus I'm addicted...can't leave the place alone!
12 years ago
Achocalypse I got genuinely miffed at something on NN today. Then I realised, because of this, that NN is fast becoming a normal part of my life. Is that a bad thing?
12 years ago  ·  1 comment
redvs4u Dont know that it is a bad thing....just have to keep things in perspective
12 years ago
Achocalypse A load of new pics and a new profile pic. Yay me! ohmy)
12 years ago  ·  1 comment
bound_sighs Very sexy. xo
12 years ago
Achocalypse Jim Beam and Coke in glass, NN on my laptop and The Expendables on the TV. Tell me that's not winning!
12 years ago  ·  8 comments (show all)
sexyeyesblondie1 Where's my drink? sad.
12 years ago
lynskey coffee, NN and ironing, can't match you i'm afraid, Acho
12 years ago
Achocalypse It's been a couple of weeks since I've had a good look on here. There are hundreds of friends photos I haven't seen yet. Gonna have a good time going through them tonight ;o)
12 years ago  ·  comment
Achocalypse No "Afternoon Delight" today. Just me and my hand today. Hmm, maybe my cam too ;o)
12 years ago  ·  comment
Achocalypse To all you people "having relations" tonight, I hate you all! Lol. I kid, I kid. I'm just extremely horny, jealous and in need of skin-to-skin interaction. (Sorry-for-myself status)
13 years ago  ·  3 comments (show all)
licksipsuckit mmmm ld lick you if my tongue were long enough *lix*
13 years ago
Achocalypse I wish you could *sigh*
13 years ago
Achocalypse Just put some new pics and a vid up. Well, it has been over 3 weeks! ohmy)
13 years ago  ·  comment
Achocalypse Fuck it! Time to pay the piper. Bright green shield = I'm back, baby!! ohmy)
13 years ago  ·  6 comments (show all)
Achocalypse And thank you, Jane ohmy) xxx
13 years ago
sexyeyesblondie1 Welcome back.
13 years ago
Achocalypse Come back to NN, after disappearing for a week, to renew my premium but my discount code has run out. Grrr!
13 years ago  ·  1 comment
sexyeyesblondie1 Boosad .Glad you are back though.
13 years ago
Achocalypse Can I not update my status now my premium has run out?
13 years ago  ·  3 comments (show all)
Ellefoxie You Do Not Have To Be Premium To Update Your Status........
13 years ago
Achocalypse Thought not. Tried to update it previously and since and it isn't working.
13 years ago
Achocalypse Riddle me this, NN peeps. If I renew my premium with the special code for three months now, will I be able to use the same code again, come October?
13 years ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
sexybitch76shuby when I upgraded with nudles (just for short periods) they seemed to always have some special running to renew.
13 years ago
Achocalypse Thanks, all. I'll have the code saved. I just wondered whether it'd work (or if I'd get another email) three months down the line. Can't afford any longer than that at the moment ohmy(
13 years ago
Achocalypse My Christmas has been cancelled ohmy( and my premium has run out. I won't be able to upgrade it until I confirm I've been paid correctly ohmy( Sad times.
13 years ago  ·  1 comment
13 years ago
Achocalypse I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve because, hopefully, I get to unwrap and play with a very nice present ;o)
13 years ago  ·  comment
Achocalypse I might have to go on the game to renew my premium before it runs out on Friday. Any takers?
13 years ago  ·  3 comments (show all)
Old-MyaGirl What does that mean?
13 years ago
Achocalypse Ahem. Erm.. Sell "my companionship" to others. Lol
13 years ago
Achocalypse Just realised I've missed the Haye-Chisora fight. FUCK!!!
13 years ago  ·  comment
Achocalypse I have "go to bed" eyes. People see my eyes and say "go to bed"! ohmy/
13 years ago  ·  comment
Achocalypse Can someone give me a list of the filth that goes off in 50SoG, please? I can't be arsed to read it and I want to know what the fuss is about.
13 years ago  ·  1 comment
sexyeyesblondie1 I will get my friends to tell me then tell you lol.Its not my cupcof tea.
13 years ago
Achocalypse Get up early to watch last night's UFC. Yet here I am, UFC on in the background and I'm on NN with my hand in my shorts ;o)
13 years ago  ·  6 comments (show all)
Achocalypse Lol. I will do eventually. As the hubby of the2ovus will agree with, there's one don't-miss fight to be watching. When that's on, it's getting undivided attention.
13 years ago
sexyeyesblondie1 why not two hands lol.Wgy
13 years ago


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