Alpina's blog post - It always Nice to Know an Expert

To my faithful reader who wrote in her message that she thought my humour concerning Phillip and Angelina sounded pretty desperate: thanks for reading my blog so well and also noticing what there is between the lines ...

Phillip will not lay Angelina flat, of course .... he will do it with an interne if one is available (Bill Clinton is at the WEF, too). Most likely he will do it with one or a few security chicks who, according to the expert, are the horniest women at such a meeting by far.

After playing bodyguard to some topguy or girl all day, they need to relax and wind down. They are usually alone, don't know the place, have little cultural interest, all their mind is set to, says my expert, is working out at the gym, swimming some lenghts in the pool and getting laid. Some are quite tough girls and even love it a little rough, says my expert. And they are by profession pretty discreet.

Sometimes, my expert even gets some information during the act, about the private life or some likes and dislikes of a bigshot. Then, I am sure, my expert very much feels like James Bond who fucks these tons of pretty girls in her Majesty's Service. Phillip 003.5 rutting in his Editor's Service. How bloody heroic men can be.

(If I sound bitter, it's maybe because I am bitter)

Tomorrow is jacuzzi night, and over the weeking Joerg is having his birthday. If he has a birthday wish, I am just about ready to help Elsie fulfill it. Yes, Sir.