So that was an emotionell rollercoaster.... im snarky, cynical, blunt, Quote: "have a humor only I can understand" and "you can be like a dog with a bone" well i guess im aquired taste :D as a stroke survivor i do have a bit of disability, and english not being my 1st language, might show at times, Im just ME

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About Me

I am:
Female
Location:
Sweden
Sexual Preference:
Guys
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None

My Current Status

''Tattooed from chin to feet'' continues to post pics of guy with HUGE dick but not a one tattoo...

Interests

Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Movies / Cinema
Music
Nature
dogs
RVs
travelling
hobby making logos
watermarks
profile pics

Zodiac

Cancer

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish
DEGerman
SVSwedish
?Other

Up for...

A New Friend
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

Movieshawshank redemption
Actor / Actressso many good actors
Bookmost crime or thrillers
Authorking, koontz
Bandnaa
SongStay (Shakespears sisters)
Pastimemaking logos, watermarks, profile pics
Drinkcuba libre, Max
Sporthunting,,,, fakers
Foodthai, chinese, steak
TV Showcrime
Thingill bring my swiss army knife
Sex positionthe pretzel

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Retired
Industry:
Medical / Health Services
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Overweight
Body Shape:
Hourglass
Weight:
220lbs (15st 10lbs) (99.8kg)
Height:
5' 3" (160cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Belly Button
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:
Ears, Nose
Breasts:
Reduced
Bra Cup Size:
Bust:
Waist:
Hips:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Agnostic
Sense of Humour:
Dry / Sarcastic
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
One of the guys or girls
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
glory hole booth

Self Description

What makes me happy hugz and friendly peeps
What makes me sad people not reading profiles or filling in their own
What makes me mad mean bastards, fakers, liers, cheaters,
My bad habits i follow people on NN, all the fakers, some are in my favorites, this is of course my personal opinion

My Final Thought

If you pay me enough...

id still stay A-virgin.... Artistic

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