BirdLover
Gift PremiumI drink life and swallow it with a smile. I am a crazy and zany character- Thank GOD there is only one of me. My husband can only take so much- he is sure OUR libido will kill him... I am sure it will keep him young and commanding. I am madly in love, travel the world, make scads of money in a dream job, am well educated, and I am having the ride of my life. It is not a crime to be happy and I find more and more people are also having a great life when you give them permission to be GREAT! So be great... kisses- Bird
- 58 years old
- Female
- Joined 18 years ago
- 329,182 views
About Me
I am:
Female
Location:
Shenandoah, IA, United StatesSexual Preference:
Guys
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Married
Children:
Independent
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My Current Status
Having a sexy summer with hubby. Playing with a few special friends and listening to music
Interests
Arts / Crafts
Boxing / Wrestling
Cars / Motorcycles
Food / Wine
Gym / Aerobics
Movies / Cinema
Music
Nature
Politics
Shopping
Volunteer / Charity
Yoga / Meditation
I like to play. I goof around
goof off and goof on the world at large. I do not like a serious life. By best sport is belly laughing and I an a selective listener( especially when the phone rings). I like to be surprised and I encourage craziness in those that I love- and they need those skills to live with me. (so I am told)
Zodiac
Libra
Spoken Languages
ENEnglish
Up for...
Hard Core Action
A New Friend
Erotic Story Telling
My Favourites
MovieStar Wars old school only
Actor / ActressI love action stars! POW-POW
BookGeek Love still freaks me out
AuthorDr. Suess
BandI filled my Ipod- I like it all
SongR-E-S-P-E-C-T!! what else... Queen is #2
PastimeSex, Art, Laughter
DrinkXXX rated Fusion- and TaKillya (tequila)
SportSoccer- c'mon....
FoodGourmet or greasy spoon
TV Shownetflix
ThingAntique trinkets,( if it looks old- I might be int
Sex positionDoggie
My Professional Life
Education:
Employment Status:Self Employed
Industry:Executive / Management
Job Role:Business Owner
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Plump
Body Shape:
Hourglass
Weight:
Height:
5' 3" (160cm)
Eye Colour:
Green
Hair Colour:
Auburn/Red-Brown
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:
Ears
Breasts:
Natural
Bra Cup Size:
DD
Bust:
48" (122cm)
Waist:
38" (96cm)
Hips:
48" (122cm)
Lifestyle
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Christian - Other
Sense of Humour:
Wacky / Zany
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
Rampant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
In front of a police station in a car parked in the stations employee lot
Self Description
What makes me happy
I live to play and I try to be smart enough to make money quickly so I can get on with my REAL life. Most of my friends are 20+ years of hangin'. That makes me proud. I belly laugh 10-12 a day at the stupidity of life. Great art, music of every genre, dog person, and must have a smartphone. Weird item: I also like chocolate cake for breakfast when I have my period- YUMMMMM!
What makes me sad
I hate having too many bills and being a grown up. I also do not like life without cake or ice cream. I really do miss the video game tempest.
What makes me mad
Lying and lack of humility- People who YELL at me when something is really their issue.
My bad habits
Laughing at you when that TRIP probobly hurt, fast food, I have a deeply motivating underwear habit and collection... and farting in a grocery aisle and leaving YOU to take the blame. ( I think its funny but others disagree) I also have set a few loose in the car and I DO blame the dog if at all possible. (DO dogs even fart??)
My Final Thought
If I could live anywhere it would be...
Tropics are right for me, its a place to be nakie-nake and sex it up. A plush hut with a cabana services, paypaya and toast for breakfast, a cheeseburger at 4pm, and a private pool. I would also have the NY times delivered. I would be so thrilled if they could cut my toast into little hearts.... mmmmmm BirdLover
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