A wife wakes up one morning turns to her husband and says "I dreamt I was at an auction for cocks, the long ones went for about a tenner, and the thick ones went for twenty"
"What about ones like mine?" said the husband
"Oh they gave those away" grinned the wife
So the miffed husband said "I had a dream to, they were auctioning off pussies, the pretty ones went for £100, and the tight ones were double that"
"What about ones like mine?" said the wife
The husband grinned and said "That's where they held the auction" |