Hi all,
Just writing to tell you all about the best solo fuck session I have EVER had.
Got back from Tesco about 2 o'clock today, armed with my cucumber, rubber gloves and hand cream. I was planning a bit of a anal session with the house being empty.
I gave myself an enema to get me loosened up ready for my enormous vegetable. As I watched, on the pc, some girls having massive cocks stuffed in their arses I dreamt of being in their shoes one day.
I loosened up my ass with my fingers and plunged my ribbed dildo in, as I thrust it in and out the bubbling farts, that turn me on soooo much, nearly made me cum. Now it was time for the cucumber, i lubed it up and eased it in, bouuncing on my bed to get some real depth.
It was so incredible, I had to cum soon, so I mounted my ribbed dildo again and bounced on it in my arse to make me spurt my load all over myself.
This was the most pleasure I have ever had and, you have to try it before you die.
Check out my pictures I have just uploaded. Comments welcome
p.s. If anyone wants me to teach them for free a few anal tricks feel free to message me. Male and Female Welcome!!! | 
