been down with this bug now for nearly two weeks just can't shake it off. I log on and keep in touch but I just can't sit and think about writing something witty or amusing for the blog, just don't have the energy.But I'm feeling a little bit better so hopefully I should be back to normal soon!

Sorry no updates for a few days.I haven't been feeling myself ( ha ha). Anyway I'm not in as much pain as this guy!

An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof - through his wedding tackle.
According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf "shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun" and was thereafter "unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof".
It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he's reportedly "recovering well" following surgery.

Well the berries work! No doubt about it, they give you lots of energy. One slight drawback, no one told me not to take them at night. You should ideally take them in the morning. Now I know why I was wide awake all night and not even tired!

8pm and i'm fancying, will my beloeved be in the same mood? I hope so, its been a few days and although she never admits it she gets horny too. Problem is after work and then after tea its usually sleep rather than action. I mentioned Goji Berries on the forum but no one responded to let me know if they are any good or not as a sex-aid. Well I'll take some and we'll find out. I'll report back tomorrow!

went out at lunchtime with my dearly beloved, met a few friends had a few drinks got home and now I'm in collapse mode. No sex tonight just dozing on the sofa and mindlessly watching some inane TV show....ZZZZ ...Sorry I'm boring today...zzzz

When I was a fair bit younger I could do it every night no problem. After the initial urge of getting married it dwindled down to the usual 3 times a week. I re-married late in life and even though I was fifty we managed 32 times in 14 days! Now we are a bit older and more sedate twice a week is the norm. Having said that the sex is great. Far more relaxed and enjoyable compared to those fast bonking days. I gfeel I only needed twice a week now, it is totally satisfying.Maybe that's something to be said for getting older.

I was just sitting at the computer doing some surfing when my wife popped her head around the door. "Fancy some bedroom entertainment", she said. I din't need to be asked twice!
That was nice of her now wasn't it?

when I (we) were younger we'd go out have a few drinks and it sort of eased you, after a couple you were ready to go home and have a good sex session. Now in our 50's we go out to the pub, have a couple of beers, come home and go to sleep!

Unfortunately no one answered yesterday's question here so I took it to the forum page where I got some interesting feedback. Someone brought up the "sound effects" on porn films which reminds me of a very funny programme being shown on cable tv. Its called "Badly Dubbed Porn" and its basically porn clips with comic voiceovers. Some are really funny and well worth watching.It usually follows another great favourite of mine "Eurotrash". Its been around for years now but even the repeats of repeats still make me laugh. Its on tonight so I'll go and watch my favourite part "naked German of the week".

I've watched a bit of porn in my time but I have to say it doesn't do a lot for me these days. Porn "stars" are the problem, amateurs are far more interesting. Same as this site, all amateurs with regular bodies same as myself, I find that far more erotic.
I'm drifting off where I was going, in porn films the women are all "screamers", as soon as they start having sex they are moaning, groaning and screaming like wounded lions.Do "real" women do that? Not in my experience, but of course you could say that is maybe bacause I'm lousy in bed and unable to make a woman scream.
My wife is gorgeous and very sexy, she iniates our sex sessions probably more than I do, so I must be ok ( I think), she seems to like it ok. But while we make love she is totally quiet. I asked her about it and she said its just the way she is and how she prefers it. She then apparently asked around her female friends and guess what, not one screamer, all admitted to making very little noise in the bedroom.So then, are there screamers out there in the amatuer ranks, or is just a film directors idea of how to sell more porn films?
Answers on a postcard.....