That's what I should be. I am EXTREMELY germ infested and should come (or "cum" perhaps...) with a Government Health Warning.
On the basis of my level of lurgy infestation, I came home today with a laptop and tried to connect to the office remotely so as not to make anyone else ill - it took 4 bloody hours just to tap into my mailbox. I bet they still get my lurgy, but at least I tried to avoid it (well except for those people I don't like.... who I breathed over... a lot).
As a plus for Mr McB, I have completely lost my voice. A peaceful night in the McBoob household I think!