Quote: "What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street, and they'll say it's a game of chance. Or, talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about bluffing. But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing, until the house collects!" Born: June 7th, 1991 in the crooked pie shaped state. Introvert. Shy. Half German. Gamer. Huge fan of the Far Cry games by Ubisoft. Team PlayStation. People suck. Pets rock. Look at my bookmarks, THAT'S WHERE THE PERFECT WOMEN ARE. NOTE: I keep having people bring up the airplanes in my bedroom. They were my Uncle's, and I have no knowledge of aircrafts whatsoever. Why even bother writing more? People don't read About Mes 99% of the time.

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