DrMorgus
Gift PremiumType 'A' personality that easily and unintentionally offends those who are a little sensitive... oh well, tough. I am not here to f_ck you... I am here to see natural photos and read individual's profiles and possibly have casual texting conversations. Think of Mardi Gras and the girl who flashes her tits... I'm going to watch! If you consider that perverted, then why the hell are you posting nude pictures of yourself for me to see!?! I possess a dark and dry sense of humor that most people don't seem to understand. Therefore, I usually don't share it with others. Believe it or not, I'm not as negative in real life as you may think.
- 68 years old
- Male
- 2,224 views
- Joined 12 years ago
About Me
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Relationship Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:
Independent
Location
New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, United StatesDrMorgus's best photos
My Current Status
Just got back from a St. Patrick's Day parade in N.O. I didn't realize there were so many fine looking Irish girls in New Orleans!
Interests
Billiards / Pool / Darts
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Gardening
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Sailing / Boating
Theatre / Ballet
Volunteer / Charity
Water Sports
my dogs
the river
beer
and almost any other mindless distraction.
Zodiac
Pisces
Spoken Languages
ENEnglish
?Other
Up for...
Casual Chat Room Talk
A New Friend
Erotic Story Telling
My Favourites
MovieYoung Frankenstein
Actor / ActressHarry Anderson / Jen Aniston
BookThe Pond / How To Solve A Murder
AuthorMark Twain
BandToto
SongA Million Dreams (Pink and Willow)
PastimeTrying to stay out of trouble.
DrinkAnything with an alcohol content!
SportFishing / Alligator Wrestling
FoodMRE's or better / Raw Oysters
TV ShowHill Street Blues / Cheers
ThingVinyls, 33's or 45's / Old Playboy collection
Sex position69 or whatever gets you off
My Professional Life
Education:Uni Graduate
Employment Status:Part Time
Industry:Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:Technical
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Weight:
200lbs (14st 4lbs) (90.7kg)
Height:
6' 3" (190cm)
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Hands
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
Ears, Other
Penis Length:
6.5" (16.5cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Yes
Lifestyle
Smoking:
Socially
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Catholic
Sense of Humour:
Obscure / Dark
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Flirter
Libido:
Non Existant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
In a photo laboratory while developing film and the bathroom at Ernst Cafe!
Self Description
What makes me happy
Funny people who don't take themselves too seriously / Intelligent people who can think for themselves
What makes me sad
People who lack humor or negative people
What makes me mad
Crappy drivers, telemarketers, idiots, I'll stick with this.
My bad habits
Will usually speak my mind without thinking about the consequences
My Final Thought
If I could live anywhere it would be...
Bali or Key West. DrMorgus
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