A tongue to lick with Fingers to tease with All she has to say is “yes please”
For fans of Billy Connolly:
“My first sexual encounter happened when I was a wee lad. I was pounding away like a man possessed, looking at a rather salacious picture of a woman……...when the man in the shop said “ Son, you going to buy that magazine”.
A man’s scrotum is a sign that God has a sense of humour. Why else would you put sensitive body parts outside the body wrapped in some left over skin that shrivels to the size of walnuts when placed in cold water.
Vagina sounds like a lovely place to visit; a return journey is a must. “I took my holidays in Vagina”. “Oh really, did you get a two for one deal”
Scrotum sounds like a fungus best not talked about or a greeting between trolls: Shop Assistant:“Yes sir” Customer: “I’d like some Scrotum cream thanks”
Shop Assistant :“I’m sorry sir we are fresh out, ...been a lot of it about lately” Customer: “But my wife gets back this afternoon. Do you think she’ll notice?”
Troll 1: “Scrotum” Troll 2: “Don’t you fucking Scrotum me”
Troll 1: “Dickhead”
Old Joke: A man, a dog and a duck, walk into a bar.
The dog jumps up on a bar stool and orders three drinks.
The bar tender says: “Well I don’t believe it, a talking dog. Did you ever see anything like that?”
The duck looks over and says: “What would I know, I’m a fucking duck”
It’s not where you start but where you finish. So ladies please…. start at the tip, work you way down to the base and back up to the tip. This announcement was brought to you by Scrotum Cream.
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