The opposite sex will never fail to mystify. And no, I’m not talking about that Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus horsecrap, I’m speaking as a woman who will never know what it feels like to get a boner. Or how men will never, ever be able to wrap their heads around feminine hygiene products. So, in a similar vein of the recent topic of gross bodily functions, AskReddit has produced the question: “What’s one sensation the opposite sex will truly never get to experience?”
As is usually the case with these things, the answers range from hilarious to downright disgusting, and after having skimmed through it, I think we all learned a little more about each other today. Here are some of the best
What's one sensation the opposite sex will truly never get to experience?
Any of these???
When you fart and it rolls up into your vagina instead of back and out.
The awkward shifting in your seat to release the vagina bubbles.
I always compare it guys shifting to unstick their balls.
When your testicles drag in the toilet water.
When you’re slamming doggy style and your balls are slapping her clit.
When she drags her teeth or sucks on your testicle a little too aggressively…ouch
When you sit over your own balls… Ouch!
Slap Dancing. That’s when guys keep our feet planted and twist our upper bodies rapidly to make our dongs swing back and forth, slapping our thighs. It’s a riot!
While men go on their happy way,females describe the aftermath of sex without a condom for women:
An hour after sex, walking around, and then feeling semen fall out of your vagina and squish around in your pants.
I don’t know why anyone does this, but we know they do, and I don’t think I want to know:
Hanging a towel on your dick.
I get what people are saying here, but men do still have the option to sit down. It’s really not that bad.
A 1,500% decrease in toilet aim in the morning and/or after sex.
When you go over a small hill in your car and your testicles experience microgravity.
That feeling during sex when the guy goes a little too deep and hits your cervix. Ouch!
Now then you either smirked a bit or laughed out loud when you read it .... lol xox