I was thinking the other day how nice it would be to have a wonderful woman to hug and hold her hand; I know it sounds mushy but there is nothing better than the first time you hold a woman’s hand, true fact swear to God. Usually when I get these kinds of thoughts I just jerk off and the mushy feelings go away. Now don’t jump to judgment on me just yet; I know there have been some vicious rumors going around that a man thinks with his penis. This is not true; a man thinks with his brain just like other people do. The problem is that the thoughts go through the penis before they get to the brain. I will give you a few examples to clear things up.
Case number one: A woman gets mad at a man and decides to “teach” him a lesson by kicking him in the balls, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! Whenever a man has deep throbbing agonizing pain in the penis area, the brain is still working, as it is plain to see with the body trying to protect the damaged area. But no thoughts are getting through; the lights are on but nobody is home. If no thoughts are going to the brain no lesson learned. Look, just between me and you, if you want to hurt a man, kick him between the legs but if you want to teach him a lesson, I would suggest that you try something different.
Case number two: A woman has just had a wonderful date and terrific sex with a loving and understanding man. But now he has a funny look on his face and seems distant. Now here’s what’s going on, the man’s brain is being pounded by thousands of suppressed thoughts, which are now exploding uncontrollably in his brain. You see no self respecting erection, wroth it salty cum, would ever let a smidgen of wisdom jeopardize its chances of getting laid. The penis cannot delete thoughts but it can suppress and hold thoughts to be dumped at a more convenient time when their effects or less damaging, which is always immediately after sex. Now I hope this clears things up. Glad I could be of help here.
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