Firedawg911's blog post - Almost an accidental facial

So let’s see here. I have met some really cool people here on NN and have had some nice chats with a few really nice people. But it all led to last night as I was about to get some much needed rest. One of my friends came on so we started chatting and it gradually led to more of an X rated nature. I don’t think I’m that good at Cyber sex… Is that the right term? Anyway buy the time we said our good buys it was really late or early in the morning depending on how you look at it. My day starts at 6 in the morning so if I stay up late I don’t get to recover until the next night. Anyway I was feeling rather randy at the end of our session and couldn’t sleep so I flipped on the porn channel and two lesbians got my attention. Planning on a quick tug and getting right to sleep.. After all no one can tug on me like I can…. I’m a pro when it comes to me.. Now usually when it comes time for my big finish I’m ready to catch it all and dispose of it. No mess no fuss. Something went terribly wrong!!! I guess my eyes were on the screen watching these to Blondes scissor each other to orgasm when the big moment happened. I ended up Blowing all over my arm, shoulder, and chest and yes even my hair!! I was traumatized!! I had almost given myself an accidental facial! I consider myself lucky that I didn’t but now it was in my hair. I’m not sure what’s worse. So instead of a quick wank I ended up having to clean myself up enough so I could go and get into the shower and get the gooey mess out of my hair which completely grossed me out. Honestly I don’t know how you ladies take loads in the face although I love you all for it. So after the shower felling fresh and clean I figure I can finally get some rest before I had to start a new day here at work. I come back to my room turn the tv and my lights off and crawl into bed. I’m feeling better and getting comfortable. I roll over on to my side and that’s when I felt it. I rolled into a sticky wet spot of Cum! So I get out of my bed turn the lights back on find something to put over it. First naturally I grab a towel when I realized I couldn’t do that because it’s all wet from the shower. Then I grabbed a shirt to put over the spot and finally get to sleep. However I laid in bed still in disbelief that something so uncomplicated tuned into a disaster. So after only a few hrs of sleep I was back up and working. Tired and still pretty embarrassed about what I did to myself and still shocked that it happened. I mean it isn’t as if this was the first time I ever had a wank. I’m almost 30 years old I know what I’m doing.. God I’ve been doing it for more than half my life!! Anyway that was my night. It’s ok to laugh at me I don’t mind. I figure why not share with all the NNers out there