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Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 9:45:10 PM- OOOH! My hot new logo! | ||
Well, I did it finally... Tell me if you like the new logo for my site ([url]http://fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/index1.html[/url]): ![]() Glow-in-the-dark ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 9:42:44 PM- Just like anal sex!!!! | ||
We all know its hard to get sum... Anal sex I mean ![]() I bought an ST with the anal orifice, and it so reminded me of anal sex with my GF, man, I lasted exactly 10 seconds. Yes, it guzzles lube, but its so tight at the entrance, it feels just like her sphincter grabbing my dick... WOW! WoW... wow. I think I shot my balls out, not just my spooge Get the supertight reviewed here [url]http://fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/supertight.html[/url] with the butt orifice if you want to simulate anal sex!!!! Bonus: the shoe method feels so much like penetrating a prone woman's ass... YES! I am a convert! | ||
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Friday, October 7, 2005, 3:57:54 PM- Curved Penis? | ||
Beaver asks: I finally got my FleshLights yesterday and anxiously waited throughout the day to use it. The first insert I tried was the SB booty ([url]http://fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/speedbump.html[/url]) and I must say its my penis' new best friend. My question and concern is my weiner is a bit curvy upwards, I was wondering if this might cause some puncturing of the canal especially when things get fast and furious. Any other Captain Hooks out there with prolonged FL use please let me know. I answered: No need to worry There's many Captain Hooks on this forum, and if you surf Pash's Video Emporium ([url]http://fleshlight-videos.com/[/url]) you'll see they're all happy FL-visitors. This reminds me of the old story: Mom: Doctor, I have a dog and I'm 9 months pregnant, and I'm afraid the kid and the dog will do something bad, what should I do? Doctor: Ma'am the dog will be OK, no worries | ||
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Friday, October 7, 2005, 3:55:05 PM- | ||
Here's a link to a video from Vanilla Deville, a sweet porn star, who explains the FleshLight in a way I could never ![]() [url]http://locker-room.com/vanilla/24/[/url] Now thats a tough act to follow ![]() | ||
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Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 4:29:14 PM- | ||
A happy user writes: WOW....just WOW!!! Needless to say, my fleshlight FINALLY arrived in the mail. Mocha butt, STSR, mmmmm mmmm good. After carefully removing the contents of the package, cleaning it, and warming. I finally got to try out my FL in my first ever FLight. That was the most amazing experience (2nd to sex with my wife) I've ever had. If anyone here is **considering** a Fleshlight, DON'T CONSIDER, GO ORDER NOW NOW NOW!!! You really have no idea how amazing that little piece of equipment is until you own one. Wow One Satis-fuckin-fied customer right here. | ||
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Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 12:33:45 AM- How to choose a FleshLight | ||
A person who does not have a FleshLight yet asks: I am not sure exactly which one to buy! I can only afford one and there are so many choices! How to decide which one? Before you even ask, I am an average size i guess, about 6.5" when full mast. I answer: Well with that size I expect your girth (the distance around your penis head when erect) to be 4"-6" or so. You qualify for all the inserts that ILF makes! ![]() I'll tell you why not! Its simply because of the way nature made us. Every man, except those with tiny dicks and humungous monstrous ones, will be able to enjoy love-making with every woman, again except perhaps those with pussies that are as loose as bat caves or as tight as the proverbial crack in the marble block. Why is it that a man from China can make love to a woman from Argentina without worry? Simply because nature made us all human and we can! ![]() Now why is any of this relevant to choosing a FleshLight? Simply because ILF -- the company that makes FleshLights -- is aiming for the largest possible market share and damn well made sure that the above is also true when Harry-Dick meets Sally-FleshLight. Size, specifically girth, is just one variable that should go into deciding which FleshLight to buy. Other variables include your sexual orientation, your experience, your preferred method of masturbating, your age, your temperament, ... There are many different decision factors! All of this is discussed in my PRODUCT GUIDE [url]http://fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/buyingguide.html[/url]. | ||
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Monday, October 3, 2005, 4:13:55 PM- STU Review | ||
Hey gang, I wrote a review of the newest insert, the Stamina Training Unit (STU). Here's an excerpt: "Hold on... Edge some more, oooh, wow that feels... GOOD!" Those are my thoughts, if you can call it that, while plowing my STU. Starting out real mild, the STU quickly grows in intensity, until the moment of no return is impending. Then, holding back by sheer force of will, and slowing down, I am able to hold on for dear life and stay in the game for another round of teetering on the edge... My cockhead is feeling those soft bumps like a thousand tongues licking my dick from all directions, and it was pure heaven! But, as they say, all good things must come to an end, and I feel I'll be unable to last for very much longer. Those bumps are stroking my knob just right, and they insist on having my juice... RIGHT NOW! Moaning and thrashing, I hold on somehow and struggle back from the brink. (more...) Please read the entire STU review here: [url]http://fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/stu.html[/url]. All inserts I have are reviewed here: [url]http://fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/reviews.html[/url]. ![]() | ||
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Thursday, September 29, 2005, 5:51:33 PM- Q&A: Answering User Questions | ||
A user asks: Fleshjoe is the STU worth it if you have a SB? hey if you say yes it is then i will have to order one. thats just to bad LOL. I answer: OK first a bit of background: STU: [url]http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?ref=24&products_id=72[/url] SB: [url]http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?ref=24&products_id=45[/url] (my review: [url]http://fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/speedbump.html[/url]) So my answer is basically YES SIR! ![]() | ||
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Thursday, September 29, 2005, 4:42:24 PM- Review of the SpeedBump | ||
Here's a review of the SpeedBump (read my own review here: [url]http://fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/speedbump.html[/url]): The first FL I bought was the sex in a can, I used it twice but didn’t think to much of it, the opening was a little to tight for the head of my cock, and the WW didn’t do a thing for me. Last week I ordered a regular mocha lady ST SB FL, I placed it between four pillows and went at it doggy style, the orgasm was so intense I almost fell off the bed, talking about toes curling shit. It felt so good I still felt it in the head of my cock when I went to sleep that night. If you want a really nice cock massage, go with the SB, it’s all that and a bag of chips; it won’t replace the sound affects of the old lady and her warm hole but the feeling comes pretty dam close, ST SB made a believer out of me. | ||
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Thursday, September 29, 2005, 4:38:02 PM- Seeing Is believing? | ||
If yes, then you're invited to see some FleshLight videos here: [url]http://fleshlight-videos.com/[/url] Here's a specially intense one, from Foxman: [url]http://fleshlight-videos.com/vids/foxman.html[/url] | ||
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