JackStraw666

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I'm just a recovering NBN moderator.....

  • This member has been with us 10 years or more! (Joined 12.3 years ago)
  • 58 years old
  • Transgender
  • Joined 12 years ago
  • 479 views

About Me

I am:
Transgender
Location:
Oregon, United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:
Independent

My Current Status

I'm seeing so much red!!! I need Visine!!

Interests

Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Gardening
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Motor Racing
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Nature
Politics
Sailing / Boating
Shopping
Theatre / Ballet
Creating havoc!!

Zodiac

Gemini

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!
Hard Core Action
An Affair
A Private Photo Shoot
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
A Homosexual Encounter
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

BandDead
FoodHot peppers
TV Shownerds with a show oh "Big Bang"
ThingCrystal Head

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Job Role:
Professional

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Mixed Race
Body Type:
Plump
Body Shape:
Pear
Weight:
215lbs (15st 5lbs) (97.5kg)
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Best Feature:
Legs
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
7" (17.8cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Breasts:
Bra Cup Size:
A
Bust:
Waist:
Hips:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Daily
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Dry / Sarcastic
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Nerd / Geek
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:

Self Description

What makes me happy N/A
What makes me sad Low information voters
What makes me mad Low information voters
My bad habits many, varied, and so much FUN!

My Final Thought

The meaning of life is...

Some things in life are bad They can really make you sad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And... ...always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Always look on the light side of life... (Whistle) If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Come on. Always look on the right side of life... (Whistle) For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death... (Whistle) a-Just before you draw your terminal breath... (Whistle) Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you And... Always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Always look on the right side of life... C'mon Brian, cheer up Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... Worse things happen at sea you know. I mean - what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing. Always look on the right side (I mean) of life... what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Always (Nothing.) look on the right side of life... Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say? Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! There ya go, see! Always look on the right side of life... (Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! At same time) There ya go, see! JackStraw666

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