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JackStraw666

age 57

Joined 11 years ago

Last login 2 years ago

I'm just a recovering NBN moderator.....

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I'm seeing so much red!!! I need Visine!!

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Stats

My NN Status:
I am:	Transgender
Age:	57
Sexual Preference:	Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:	No one at the moment
Marital Status:	Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:	Independent
Member Since:	6-Aug-12
Last Logged In:	17-Mar-22
Location:	Oregon, United States

About

Star Sign:

Gemini

Is Following:

Is Looking For:

Anything!, Cyber Sex w/cam, Hard Core Action

Interests:

Motor Racing, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Nature, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Politics, Sailing / Boating, Shopping, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Gardening, Theatre / Ballet, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History

Other:

Creating havoc!!

Appearence

Race:	Mixed Race
Body Type:	Plump
Body Shape:	Pear
Height:	5' 11" (180cm)
Weight:	215lbs (15st 5lbs) (97.5kg)
Eye Colour:	Hazel
Hair Colour:	Blonde
Best Feature:	Legs
Pubic Hair:	Shaven
Tatoos:	None
Piercings:	None
Penis Length:	7" (17.8cm)
Bra Size:	A

Professional Life

Education:	College
Employment Status:	Full Time
Industry:	Technical / Science / Engineering
Job Role:	Professional

Lifestyle

Smoking:	No
Drinking:	Daily
Food Pref.:	Non-vegetarian
Religion:	Spiritual but not religious
Sense Humour:	Dry / Sarcastic
Social Style:	Better in small groups
Personality:	Nerd / Geek
Libido:	Average

Favourites

Band:	Dead
TV Show:	nerds with a show oh "Big Bang"
Food:	Hot peppers
Thing:	Crystal Head
Person I'd like to Fuck:	Brenda48cd

Self Description

What Makes Me Sad:
	Low information voters
What Makes Me Mad:
	Low information voters
My Bad Habits:
	many, varied, and so much FUN!
My Final Thoughts:
	The meaning of life is... Some things in life are bad They can really make you sad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And... ...always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Always look on the light side of life... (Whistle) If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Come on. Always look on the right side of life... (Whistle) For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death... (Whistle) a-Just before you draw your terminal breath... (Whistle) Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you And... Always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Always look on the right side of life... C'mon Brian, cheer up Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... Worse things happen at sea you know. I mean - what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing. Always look on the right side (I mean) of life... what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Always (Nothing.) look on the right side of life... Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say? Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! There ya go, see! Always look on the right side of life... (Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! At same time) There ya go, see!

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