kissemiss had a question in status, earlier today, which seems to have disappeared, so I cannot quote it, but it was whether or not a photo of the head of your cock could be considered artistic.

Edit: A clarification, the question was whether posting an artistic photo of the head of your cock in "artistic nudes" would bother people.

My comment was I have posted artistic photos of my cock, but they really don't get a lot of clicks. Understandable really, cause there is that "seen one, seen 'em all" issue.

But when you're a perv, and you're not playing with your dick, you're still thinking about your dick, and sometimes the next best thing is playing with pictures of your dick.

Which brings us to the art of the animated gif, and what you might call, stupid penis tricks.

The first one is along the lines of "Hey Jenny, watch this," because at certain levels of excitement, I could make the head of my cock get bigger, just on a whim. (A version of a Kegel exercise.)



And the other one was the crazy way the hole could open up, and allow those crazy huge boluses of goo to fly out.



Artistic? Stupid penis trick? Kind of a pervy eew? You don't even have to decide. More like a rhetorical exercise in pervology.

Made some new scans and sprinkled in ten photos in April.

Had a little trouble with the category getting changed, but hey.



These photos are from 1975-1978.

Soon as I could drive, Playboy & Penthouse was required "reading."

Three years later I had a Polaroid camera, making homemade porn.

Ten years later, we were making homemade VHS movies.

Along the way, found I was an "ass man," it had to do with cause & effect.



Just marvelous, taking a break from anilingus to marvel at it. LOL

The skin mags maybe over stimulated my penchant for tits.

Hardly ever showed a really cute asshole. The desire built up.

And then Jenny had one! Decades later, that butthole still gets me going.

It just kept popping out. Watch out, it'll poke out your eye!
Guess she was bent over too far, for reverse cowgirl.
But someone was filming the episode, and "bent over" was good.



The video is posted here, titled:
You're gonna like this view! (I sure did!)

She's sitting on top of you.
You've got her ass all spread.
And there's that view, back there.
But you just can't see it.
Unless you've got a mirror
Or better, a tripod and a camera!



And the other time you can't see it
is when you are just too close.
Like your face is planted right in her butt.
A perfect match for the weekend.
Jenny's ass & Jack's face. Mmmmm.

Her cute asshole always just worked for me.
Just looking at her butthole makes me wanna cum.



Even though the general reaction here at NN seems to be "I wanna fuck it!"
Truthfully I wanna lick it, kiss it, and stick my tongue up her asshole.

In & out, up & down, the simplest of the gifs.



That's a nice touch how her pinky gets out of the way to engage more shaft...



Have you noticed when not playing with my cock, I'm playing with pictures of my cock?

I was reading this piece about watching porn. And the author insists we don't watch porn like we watch other stuff, because when we watch porn, we're wanking. She also said men get themselves so used to the way they bring themselves off, that they can no longer function properly and cum through normal intercourse with a woman. There was even a name for the problem: idiosyncratic masturbatory syndrome. Bottom line was "the proliferation of porn was profoundly changing the way we have sex."

Well, that could be. I certainly like wanking. I look forward to wanking. I take pictures of my wanking, make movies of my wanking, watch myself wanking, and of course I'm wanking when I'm watching. I make animations of wanking, post my wanking images on the internet, expect you all to read about my wanking, while watching me wank. And then you're likely wanking, too. That's a lot of fucking wanking.



So a fetish is "a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc." I have found shooting out jizz is linked to an abnormal degree to shooting out jizz. Watching flying cum makes me wanna shoot out some cum. It's like reality folded back onto itself. An infinite loop.

Kind of a bummer when it just falls out, I want it to fly out. There's nice satisfaction in a powerful squirt. And you need an audience, cause what good is an audience of one? So the camera is my audience. Yeah, once in a while I can get Jenny interested, but she doesn't have the fetish. It's my fetish. And she's seen me cum. So it's always a rerun.



So for good contrast, after all, it's creamy white goo, decided to get a black background. Went to the local craft shop and all I bought was a big sheet of black art board. The check-out girl rolled it up and put a rubber band around it for me. Imagine she had no effin' clue I was gonna take it home and sit with my cock and a camera and blow jizz out all over it and post the photos on the internet. Damn pervy, that.

Late September 1972, I bought a Polaroid camera, a Square Shooter 2. That year at the University, when my girlfriend would visit, I started to take some nasty pictures. It was a great idea, cause I could use them for, um, personal reasons, when she was not visiting. After some time, there was a desire to take more action type photos, but the simple Polaroid did not have a tripod mount, a timer, or a remote shutter trip. So I made one, out of scrap wood, rubber bands, and bicycle parts.



In May 1975, we cataloged almost every position we knew. I had arranged a ride to her apartment, about 150 miles. Had a really exciting weekend, then hitchhiked back to my school with the Polaroid camera and all these photos, in my back pack. Eventually the pictures ended up in a photo album, hidden away in a drawer for over twenty years, and then, they were digitized, and cropped and posted on the internet. Now there are copies of them on hard drives all over the world.

There are some more, the ones taken before the contraption that allowed the action shots, then the ones after, around the time we got married in the late seventies. The Polaroid camera was used up until about 1981, when we bought a video camera, and started recording nasty movies on VHS.

Someone made this artwork for me about nine years ago. I don't remember who, sorry. It's one of my favorites, because I've got my face in her ass, and it's from back before I really knew I was such an ass man. Pre-fetish, you might say.



There's an artsy-fartsy B&W version, too.



There are twelve old Polaroids posted here at NN (so far). Here's a link to our gallery. Careful, your eyes might bug out.

[url]https://m.newbienudes.com/photos/browse/#/photoType/p/postedBy/jacknjenny[/url]

And... some thumbnails of a few of the Polaroids.

Lazy Saturday morning, on vacation. The windows are open, the blustery breeze off the lake is blowing the curtains around, I wake up with an erection, grab my Mac and see it's a bit before 7:00. She's sound asleep. So I join chat and engage a few folks with this and that and describe what I like and acknowledge the few who comment on our photos. An hour goes by.

She's starting to stir, and asks about the time. Closing the 'puter, I'm close beside her, running my hand thru her bush. Soon I have a finger on each side of her clit, and I like to gently slide upwards until there's this place where it jumps a little. If I do it right, she'll spread her legs a little wider.

Soon her knees are bent, and I'm repositioning with my face between her legs. As we shower and clean up before climbing into bed, I'm quick to roll her over onto her side and spread her cheeks wide to expose that glorious asshole of hers. A moment to marvel at its proximity, I plant my lips right on her anus, gently kissing it, as she begins to caress my cock. As it gets harder, I'm licking and tongue fucking her back door, then kind of relax my fervor and just gently kiss it and lightly flick my tongue over her cute butt hole.

Moving on, I roll her onto her back again, finger and thumb on either side of her clit as I concentrate on her pussy. Gently sucking and nibbling on her lips and darting my tongue in & out of her really wet vagina. The up to her clit, vibrating my tongue over her firmly grasped swollen clit for a bit, then back to tonguing her luscious hole.

Too intense, as she closes her legs a little and rolls back over so I can concentrate on my crazy anilingus fetish. Smooching her asshole makes my dick so fucking hard, and she's working it like a champ, and I know she wants it in her mouth.

I get my face out of her crotch, and kneel beside her, as she kisses my cock, and starts to gently suck on the swollen head. Somedays she's quite content to just keep it up, she does such a spectacular job, and she'll just work me over until I blow out a load of sticky white goo. And I could tell she was willing to just make me cum, as she was voraciously working that thing like she had some kind of penis envy.

But we are in a rental, and the tissues are across the room, and I didn't want to sacrifice my t-shirt to mop up all my cum that ends up all over the place. So I motioned her to get up on her knees, with her ass in the air, as I went and grabbed the kleenex box. As I come back to bed that gorgeous ass is right in front of my face, and my cock is huge, wet and purple.

You know I can't resist, so first, I'm planting my lips on her wide open butt hole again. Tongue fuckin her like there's no tomorrow. She actually gets impatient, and is all fuck me already, so I very slowly insert my cock in her pussy. Little by little it goes in, she's moaning. Pull back out and reinsert a little further. Then again, a little more, and back out. Then back in, slowly, till I'm in to the hilt. Hold it there a moment to let her feel all full.

I like to do a full length fuck, where I pull it entirely out, the slide all the way in, She gets to really appreciate every inch of my cock. Then we're going faster, and that amazing butt hole is getting my attention. Wet my thumb, and I'm giving it a work out, too, piston like, cock in, thumb out, cock out, thumb in. It's pretty intense, for both of us. I'm rolling my thumb, around and in her asshole, stretching it and enjoying the view. My cock is really purple in contrast to her big white ass.

She has been reaching back to massage my nuts, but I'm like just rub your clit, so she's working the nubbin, as I'm enjoying pounding her ass and playing with her wet butt hole. Then she lowers her shoulders to the bed, seemingly making her ass even bigger, as I hold on to both round cheeks, and take it home. The only thing about cumming inside her, is I miss seeing the cum go shooting outta my cock. But oh, well, I can make it ejaculate into the air almost anytime. This time I'm creamin' deep inside her. And she knows it. Filled up, I reach for several tissues, one for her, two for me, and slowly pull out my spent cock, and wipe up the mess.

Next time, I said, we're taking a few photos.