Jagged_Edges's blog post - kellybean

Monday, February 22, 2016, 8:38:31 PM

I have just spoken to our beloved kellybean,

Kelly wasn't able to convey the message to you all personally and apologizes for her absence....As you all may be aware has Kelly has an affinity for thin mint chocolate .girlscout cookies....not feeling herself and on the outskirts of destruction walking through a dimly lit parking lot on night she spotted a single truck with the girlscout logo on the side..peeking her curiousity she investigated and found the 18 wheeler jam packed with mint chocolate girlscout cookies....upon further investigation she noticed the keys were in the ignition.....THAT'S it! she exclaimed...I'm hyjackin this fucker! saying aloud I'm soooo fukn outta here!

She drove a few miles down the road and found a remote place to park nearby a store that sold her favorite booze....now with a truck full of her favorite cookies and a few cases of bourbon she was set for the night....one day turned into two,then tree and the next thing you know she has been missing now for weeks.....Kelly was found weeks after her disappearance by authorities chomping down on mint chocolate cookies,washing them down with bourbon nestled on a remote corner of an abandoned building.....unwilling to part with either cookies or bourbon police took her by force and Kelly was arrested......at her arraignment hearing her family gathered and attested to her addictions after which the judge ordered mandatory fat camp for an undisclosed amount of time....

Kelly is now getting the proper help and support she needs so please show her your support as well and let her know she's loved and will be missed but we are all happy she is being properly tended to....

She has stated that she may be allowed occasional visits to NN but they will be timed and overseen by a court appointed fat camp graduate of no less than 5 years clean of girlscout cookies.

Kelly sends her regards and appreciates your prayers for fat camp redemption in hopes of an early release.

Thank you all for taking part in her recovery.

Jag

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voodooboo on 23-Feb-16 1:33:27

Lol lol that's funny hope it's a quick recovery ;)

KiwiPic on 23-Feb-16 1:56:44

Thanks Jagged, I do hope Kellybean recovers quickly & is back to her bouncy self soon.
Will miss her around here and she won't be forgotten.
Wish I could send her hugs!

tight_wet_lips on 23-Feb-16 2:54:57

hugs and kisses

undisclosedid1 on 23-Feb-16 3:11:26

Hoping our Sexy Friend has a Quick recovery and comes back soon!!!

Jagged_Edges on 23-Feb-16 16:06:07

I will pass them on kiwi,tighty and undi...thanks for supporting her :)