Been dating someone and thinking of having her move in. She has said she wants to but it is a big step.

Forget where I found this but it is funny....

Prostitution has the label “the world’s oldest profession” because someone once thought it was clever and someone else agreed and now it just won’t go away because everyone’s happy to assume that women have always been selling their asses. But surprisingly enough the exchange of ass and mouth for cash and disease is not as old as civilization, even though it is pretty old.

Way back when, prostitution was a curiously sacred thing and some of the first instances of prostitution ever being mentioned did not involve street corners, brothels or grandma’s house, but temples. In ancient Samaria and Babylon the women were expected to make a trip at least once in their life to the temple of Mylitta and have sex with a complete stranger. The women, whether rich or poor, had to sit on the temple steps and wait for a man to toss some money at her. Whoever came to her first with any amount of money got to have her and she was not allowed to refuse anyone, meaning this was likely the favorite temple of all local hunchbacks and Charlie Sheen’s ancestors.

While prostitution may have started in temples, it seems it was all fine and dandy to keep it there for a while before some industrious person thought they might be able to make a decent living if they kept the same women in the same spot for a while and dropped that whole “sex for religion” aspect and instead went with the whole “sex for a set fee” idea we all know and love today.

Egypt seems to be the home of the first brothel, brought about not by the Egyptians’ strong desire to pay for sex, but for tourist’ strong desire to pay for sex with some exotic Egyptian ladies. The industry may have been a small one at first but the Greeks took it home with them and made it something awesome, and by awesome we mean exploitative and about as commonplace as Starbucks are today.

Athenian lawmaker Solon took the innovative step of creating state run brothels with regulated prices, because he wasn’t about to let the Greek citizens get fucking while they were getting fucked. The official rate was set at the equivalent of an average worker’s wages for one day. That price got you regular sex and nothing oral, and any extras presumably had to be negotiated on the side. From this Solon taxed the prostitutes because that’s what the government does as soon as you start making money and keeps the cycle of screwing going on a smooth, efficient manner

I did something today that I have wanted to do for a very long time (since college) and I don’t have to listen to the ex-wife tell me how stupid it is. I went out and bought a new motorcycle. Took a week end long safety class and decided to buy a bike. Nice thing about being single is you don’t have to listen to someone else tell you what they think.

Strip club business is so slow my stripper wants to move in with me. Be nice to have someone sleep in my bed with again. Could be a big problem...

I am so glad that the strip club business is slow here in Knoxville. My friendly stripper keeps calling wanting to come over.

A little bit of luck last week. I went to one of the local strip clubs to view young ladies walking around naked. When I got there and I found a place to sit. Within a few minutes a nice looking blond sat down next to me and asked if I wanted some company. I couldn’t tell her no. We sat there for a while and tried to talk over the very loud music and the even louder DJ. She said lets go over in the corner where it is a bit quieter. When we got there she asked if I would like a table dance. Since she had been with me for a while I said yes. After she was done she told me she did private dances after work and wanted to know if I was interested. However she said there was no sex. I thought about it for a while and decided it might be fun to have her come to my place, get naked and do a nice lap dance for me. She got my cell number and called about an hour later. I gave her direction to my place and let her in when she arrived. She made a quick tour of the apartment and decided where she was going to dance. With that out of the way she striped down to nothing. After a bit of rubbing I asked her if she wanted me to take something off. She said no but after a few minutes she wanted to know if I had on underwear. When I told I did she said get undressed. It was nice having her naked pussy rub on my shorts since my cock head came out of my shorts. After rubbing for a few minutes she looked down at my cock and said something is poking out do you have a condom? I told her I did and heard her say let’s go to the bedroom. She looked so good on the bed with her legs spread and felt even better with my cock in her.

Well here goes...

My future ex wife left me and filed for divorce over a year ago while I was babysitting the granddaughter. We had gone to a football game in Knoxville TN (first game of the year). My daughter and son in law were going to go to their former home to clean and fix up the house getting it ready to sell. The future ex was going to go home and then come back for the next game. However she had taken all summer to find a lawyer and a place to live and while I was gone moved out and filed for the divorce.
About a month later after being semi in the dumps, I decided to play golf. I left about noon but it started to rain. Since I was close to one of the local strip clubs, I decided to see some naked young ladies. After sitting there for a while, a young, tall, thin and good looking lady sat down next to me and we started talking. After about an hour or so she asked if I wanted a dance in the back with her. Being down and horny I said yes and had a excellent time with her. After that I saw her about once a week with a few times in the club’s hot tub.
In January, I was there talking to her and she didn’t look so happy. When I asked her what was wrong she told she was having problems with money and her roommate was stealing her stuff. Being a smart mouth (and a nice guy), I told her I had a nice empty bedroom with a bath she could use. She said it sounded good. I asked her when she wanted to move and I got a reply of today.
She told me where to meet her and I left. We packed all her stuff and loaded the back of my truck and she followed me home. I showed her the upstairs bedroom and then gave her a tour of the house. When I showed her the master bedroom, she looked around and then to my surprised asked me which side of the bed was hers. She stayed almost six months. I sure do miss her...

I have been asked why I try to stay away from spiked heels. This is the reason why I do.

When I was in college, I dated a young lady who was about two years older than I was. She worked in downtown Chicago, IL. She was 4’11” and wasn’t over 95 pounds. She always wore 5-6 inch spiked heels. One evening while waiting for the “El”, a man came up behind her put his left arm around her throat and grabbed her left tit with his right hand. She reached down and pulled up her skirt (women always wore skirts to work then) lifted her right foot as high as she could and slammed the spiked heel as hard as she could right down on the top of his foot. The spike went through his foot, the shoe and imbedded about an inch in the wooden “El” platform. He let go of her, screamed and fell down on his back. She pulled her foot out of the shoe and with the other foot proceeded to kick the shit out him. The cops finally were able to get her off of him and calm her down. The guy spent several weeks in the hospital from the wounds she inflicted. Then he was off to jail.
When she told me what happened, I told her I would ask before playing with her tits. I was told in a very cold voice that if she didn’t want me to play with them she would have crushed my balls the first time.

Therefore I stay away from spiked heels as best I can. On occasion at a strip club, I have had my foot stepped on by a young lady wearing those platform shoes and they hurt.

I went to a local strip club last week one afternoon to see one of the ladies there. Since the striper I wanted to see wasn’t there, I hooked up with another young lady. After sitting and talking for a while, she finally convinced to go in the VIP area with her. When we got in the area, we were there by ourselves. She pulled my belt off since she said it hurts her tummy and pussy while sitting on someone’s lap. She then took off her top and her bottom (no she didn’t get naked but so close). While she was adjusting her very small thong, she showed me all of her pussy. Since she was so nice and had a wicked look on her face, I slide my pants down so she could see all of my hard cock. She looked around and made sure no one was there and leaned over and licked my cock and gave the head a nice quick suck. She pulled up my pants and sit on my lap putting her tits in my face and mouth. After the first song, she moved to one side and looked around again. When she was sure one was around and it looked like no one was coming back, she pulled my pants down and my hard cock went right in her mouth and she started sucking it. When I told her I was about to cum, she started sucking hard and took all my cum in her mouth which she then spit out. While we were leaving the VIP area, I told I was surprised at what she did. I got a bashful look and she said “so was I but I thought what the fuck”.

Glad I have her phone number.

Would like to met with a NN lady for an over night of fun...