It's was my brothers birthday the other day. He was turning thirty and at first he thought he wanted a nice quiet night at our mothers place. (Dad died recently, so we're there for a bit to put things in order) That evening my brother left to get some.. um, well, we'll say it was smokes. Half an hour later he calls and tells me to get ready to hit the local bar. I think to myself, a drink sounds good. So I get ready.
My brother picks me up and we head to the bar. It's not a huge clubor anything, but a nice place. Well, this night, the place was fucking hopping. There are hot women everywhere. As we make our way to the bar, we start meeting up with old friend we haven't seen in years. After chatting and two or three drinks, we finally make it to the bar itself. I figured since it was my brothers birthday I should at least by him a drink myself. Luckly, I happened to know the bartender, so I was able to get my brother a free Beam and Coke...in a pitcher. After getting yelled at by the bartender for trying to pay for my drink (come to think of it, we didn't pay for any drinks that night), we started to mingle.
All I have to say is, I REALLY need a new dig. camera. We had the entire bar chanting "Hurray For Boobies!!" With 90% of the women flashing the bar.
We ended up closing down the bar at about 4 in the morning. Total for the night:
One pair of shredded lungs from all the smoking
3 t-shirts torn (it's a thing my brother does when drunk)
2 Bar Stools (I have no idea how those happened)
4 Pool cues (don't ask)
a dozen or so glasses
5 bra's and 3 pairs of panties were found the next morning
13 drunken swiped lighters between my brother and I.

Like I said, It was a Hell of a Night.

Well, I'm back home, and the sad thing is, I'm already looking for another place to live.

See, I have this female roomate. We're not boyfriend/girlfriend, or anything like that. We're just friends, or so I thought. We'll, I've always known that she's had this crush on me. And just recently she told me that she was in love with me. Now don't get me wrong, she's a nice girl....but she's nuts. If you look up drama queen in the dictionary, her picture is there. I have a past with pyscho women. I seem to be a magnet for them. I am not looking for another. So, now before things get to weird, I am moving out.
Please, someone tell me there are still normal women out in the world. I NEED to hear it.
Speaking of women. Wow, Bad Bad Girl, the things I would do to her. After reading some of her Blog I'm thinking that some of her ex-boyfriends, and some of my ex-girlfriends should get together and go bowling or something. So Girl, if your ever in Minnesota, please for the love of heaven drop me a line. Actually, that pretty much goes for anyone on this site. I do love to have fun. And I know a couple bars we can destroy.

next blog....my brother's birthday

well,
Just got back from the southern states of the good old U.S. I was down there working with FEMA, covering peoples houses with tarps. Wasn't to bad, but being from the north I gotta say it was frigging hot down there.

First stop was Hattieburgs, Mississippi. Ok folks, no bar scene. Too many of the bars were racist in one way or another. Go into a white bar, they hated blacks, go into a black bar, they hated whites. Stupid racists.

Second stop was New Orleans, Louisanna. This city has turned into a sewer. Between the sewers overflowing, the flooding, dead bodies of people and animals, and the rottening food you could smell New Orleans 10 miles before entering it. The Bar scene wasn't to bad, except for the fact that the men outnumbered the women 5 to 1 because of all the contruction workers down there.

Third and last stop was West Palm Beach, Florida. O.K. Wow, was a blast this town is. Even though we were stuck in a crackhead hotel, we had fun. Holloween was nuts. So many naughty nurses....wow. Without a doubt, this was the funnest place we worked.

Sad thing is I had to cut my stay there short. Got a call from Minnesota. Had to leave quick to be with my Father. Three days after I got back, my father died at home. Kinda a depressing way to end the story, but thats how it happened.

Jeez, went into the chat room, holy lotta new faces, well, maybe not new, but then again I have been away for awhile. Still, I kinda miss some of the old crowd. <sniff sniff>
But, that just means many more women to get me excited!! YAY!

After a long hiatus, Killian is back! The last couple of months have been....well....kinda hell. But, at least it's looking up now. I'm hoping to renew some old friendships I made here, so if I'm in the chat room, please say hello.