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Laphroaigh
IT age 37
Joined 2 years ago
Last login 14 hours ago
"we have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation" First of all, I'm Italian, so I'm slow at texting as I also have to gesticulate while speaking! I love people, jokes, boobs, sexting, comments, boobs, status dwellers, fairies, boobs, trivia, being locked in prison (by SEB), music, boobs, scotch whisky, food, boobs, loofah, cameltoes, nerding and wordle, and last but not least, boobs: every measure, every shape! :P
Laphroaigh's last Status Update
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Stats
My NN Status:
I am:Male
Age:37
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:A girl
Marital Status:Single
Children:None
Member Since:13-Aug-21
Last Logged In:20-May-24
Location:Italy
About Laphroaigh
Star Sign:
Is Following:
Is Looking For:Anything!
Interests:Mountaineering, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Theatre / Ballet, Hiking / Camping
Other:Gaming
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Athletic
Height:5' 7" (170cm)
Weight:143lbs (10st 3lbs) (65kg)
Eye Colour:Brown
Hair Colour:Dark Brown
Pubic Hair:Trimmed
Tatoos:None
Piercings:None
Penis Length:6.7" (17cm)
Circumcised:No
Professional Life
Education:Uni Graduate
Employment Status:Full Time
Lifestyle
Drinking:Socially
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Sense Humour:Clever / Quick Witted
Social Style:Meet people easily
Personality:Nerd / Geek
Libido:High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:Earth
Favourites
Movie:Pulp Fiction
Book:1984
Song:Cowboys from Hell
Drink:water, lemonade, beer, scotch, wiskey, wine, sq
Food:everything edible
Pastime:drawing, languages, cuddles, sex, being late, ...
Thing:boobs!
Sex Position:the one we decide at the moment
Person I'd like to Fuck:--the file you are trying to load is too big--
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
intelligence and friendship
What Makes Me Sad:
ignorance and individualism
What Makes Me Mad:
things that make me sad extended for a long time
My Bad Habits:
always realizing too late it's time to not give a fuck
My Final Thoughts:
If I was a millionaire...

I would build NN Mansion, with teleporters for everyone to join wherever they are!
Comments
WendySilvia : Fantastic in jeans pics! Hugs!
(24 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe : Oops!!!
(46 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe : Are you still locked up?
(80 days ago)
smitten4u : Hope you had a fantastic New Year!
(139 days ago)
MitchandDaisy : 🌟💥💥🌟◼️◼️ ◼️🌟💥💥🌟💥✨◼️ ◼️◼️🌟🌟💥🌟◼️⁣🌟🌟◼️ HAPPY NEW YEAR!! ◼️ 🏫🏡🏠🏫🏩🏪🏠👫👬👫👭
(141 days ago)
MitchandDaisy : Buon Natale Laph 🎄❄️🎁☃️☃❄⋆꙳•❅*‧ ‧*❆ ₊⋆✨✨
(149 days ago)
Freckles : Could spend hours in your gallery. Love your work 😁
(225 days ago)
highheelhottie : Thanks for the likes!! We appreciate it. Scotch....yep!! Boobs....oh yeah!
(228 days ago)
captain__82 : Not officially matey
(239 days ago)
Huaares : was it a birthday so I join in the congratulations, better late than never
(249 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe : Happy Birthday you silly Laphodil :)
(258 days ago)
Artistic : just hug hunting 🤗
(305 days ago)
MissAshlee : Muah muah muah muah
(309 days ago)
MrsTrellis : Hope all is well in your world :)
(333 days ago)
NaughtyKat : Mi dispiace tanto sentire di questi terribili eventi che colpiscono così tanti di voi. Madre Terra non è contenta di noi e lo è stata per molti, molti anni. Le è stato causato così tanto dolore e tristezza e ora, ora ci sta mostrando cosa è diventata. Spero che tu sia solo leggermente colpito e che tu non sia solo o isolato dai tuoi cari.
(1 year ago)
TaleTellerDK93 : Yes, but what is your stance on boobs? For or against?
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : so many hugs <3 and lotsa kisses!
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : hugs! <3 <3
(1 year ago)
Petiteannie : Thanks for the comment on my pic. Your pics are hot x
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : Missed you VERY much <3
(1 year ago)
Artistic : *cancels rescueparty* good to know youre safe 😊😉
(1 year ago)
Profile last updated: 31-Aug-22