Lil_Bunz's blog post - proper day...

It has, it's been a proper day of Bunz fuck ups today.
First, the corset I wore for my pics is a little big and kept slipping so I decide to be clever, after all wig tape is the same as tit tape....right? WRONG!! Yep it held well, so well that it took a couple of layers of skin off and left a nasty purple mark which is probably gonna bruise.
Then I decide I want cherry Tango...so I walk to the shop (see next point for whinge about that), get my bottle, a nice 2ltr one and bring it home. Cherry Tango is bright fucking red. I'm wearing a white t-shirt. I start untwisting the cap and yep, you've got it, it blows everywhere. Like lightning (as much as lightning moves slowly and sluggishly) I retightened the cap and put the bottle behind me while I cleaned up the counter. So I'm wiping away and clip the bottle with my elbow that I hadn't tightened very well and the fucking thing hits the floor and spins like a demented firework, red sticky pop going EVERY FUCKING WHERE!!! It's even inside the cupboards! My new floor is black and white btw...
As for the walking I leant my new qualified driver daughter my car two days ago, funnily enough she's not answering her phone and I want my car back!! I have hospital at 0830 tomorrow.....now I'm getting mad.
Bloody tape.
Bloody pop.
Bloody daughter!!!

*bangs head on door frame storming out*