LincolnSK

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Here to see and be seen. Scratching an itch I am realizing won't go away. Say hi! If you like, let me know. If not, feel free to lie to me.

  • This member has been with us 5 years or more! (Joined 7.3 years ago)
  • 52 years old
  • Male
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  • Joined 7 years ago
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LincolnSK What's your favorite fancy word to compliment someone with? Mine's pulchritudinous.
4 years ago  ·  3 comments (show all)
LincolnSK Ooooo. That's a good one. Way classier than "boobs"
4 years ago
TopCat57 "I love the way the moonlight glistens off your pudendum" Barbara....Deirdry ....Audrey....Shirley....: )
4 years ago
LincolnSK Note: muttering insults in public works better when you wear a mask. It's a learning process.
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK I sure do manage to stay up late for someone who likes sleep as much as me.
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK That furniture store keeps calling me, but all I wanted was one nightstand.
4 years ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
hotcouple93 Hilarious!
4 years ago
4 years ago
LincolnSK So, what's on your bucket list? No, not that one, the one you don't talk about in polite company.
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets. I value consistency.
4 years ago  ·  1 comment
4 years ago
LincolnSK I'm not antisocial, I just raised the price of admission.
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK Late 2021 is going to be freaky as hell because everyone's kinks have just been mutating in isolation, waiting to be unleashed.
4 years ago  ·  1 comment
4 years ago
LincolnSK Go ahead and sprinkle some Claritin-D into that morning smoothie. Spoil yourself.
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK I love rainy spring days, mostly because my allergies hate them.
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK I'm vaccinated, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to go back to hiding my facial expressions.
4 years ago  ·  1 comment
Fire_brand Hahahahah......I have been thinking the same thing
4 years ago
LincolnSK I've been thinking about it, and I'm sure that not everyone was really kung fu fighting.
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK Anyone develop any new kinks/ fetishes during the lockdown?
4 years ago  ·  6 comments (show all)
LincolnSK Not at all, HH. Just... Keep the TV off.
4 years ago
bimarriedbottom Yeah, actually my wife I didn’t miss any work at all; we did work from home briefly at the beginning but for the most part it’s business as usual including a paycheck thankfully.
4 years ago
LincolnSK " No, I didn't say I was interesting, I said I'm into resting."
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK I want to buy a rooster and a couple of hens so I can call myself a chicken tender.
4 years ago  ·  11 comments (show all)
bimarriedbottom Roosters crow at sun up. And sun down. And when they hear something. At 2:00 am. Or whenever the fuck they want! Why most of them end up as soup.
4 years ago
RavingLunatic or capons
4 years ago
LincolnSK Couldn't remember the word syrup, so I asked for some pancake sauce. Top notch mind here.
4 years ago  ·  8 comments (show all)
lennynatural Oh, maple sauce, I like that stuff.
4 years ago
shaqila Both are good lenny smile xoxox
4 years ago
LincolnSK I wonder how many future pervs were conceived during the celebrations this weekend...
4 years ago  ·  17 comments (show all)
juicy did your mother have you tested?
4 years ago
Raven2005 Mothe should know...ohmy
4 years ago
LincolnSK Everybody needs a little mindless objectification in their lives.
4 years ago  ·  comment
LincolnSK "Only one thing scares me about Halloween." "Which is?" "How'd you guess?"
4 years ago  ·  3 comments (show all)
whipman-uk - - a kid with the virus coughing at you --
4 years ago
4 years ago
LincolnSK So..... Anyone develop any new pandemic fetishes?
4 years ago  ·  8 comments (show all)
happyhumper69 I quit buying cologne and the better half quit buying perfume...everything has to smell like Lysol and hand sanitizer tongue
4 years ago
bimarriedbottom No new ones but the old ones are certainly manifesting with a vengeance.
4 years ago


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