This is a story about 4 people named Everycunt, Someothercunt, Anycunt and Nocunt. One day, there was a job that needed doing and Someothercunt was asked to do it. Everycunt was sure Someothercunt would do it but Nocunt did. Everycunt got angry because it was Someothercunts job. Nocunt didn’t realise that Anycunt could have done it. It ended up with Everycunt blaming Someothercunt and Nocunt doing what Anycunt could have done. I think I work with these cunts!!!