Mad Jack's blog post - Are Finger Cramps The "Cyber" Version Of "Not Tonite, I've Got A Headache"?

Thursday, February 9, 2006, 3:11:14 AM

The other night a friend of mine wanted to get busy over the internet, and I told her I couldn't... She's not all that happy with the fact that I don't always feel like getting into it whenever she's horny, and she's always horny. Apparently, I'm pretty damn good at it, which is why she's always asking me to do it. But being good at something doesn't necessarily mean it's *easy*... <sigh>
I had to explain to her that, on her part, she's just masturbating to what I write, but that I'm trying to judge the sexual arousal level of somebody I've never actually met in person (nevermind slept with) entirely by their facial expressions, and then attempting to instantly improvise what's basically a well-written erotic short story entirely on the spur of the moment...*And* try to type it quickly at the same, which is just as hard since the only way I can type fast is to look at the keyboard while I'm typing, which takes my eyes off the screen (and her face). And I just can't do that every time I see her online, which is almost every night.
I think she understands, but she's still not happy with it...
Sigh.... Women.... lol wink

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tbjones on 9-Feb-06 18:29:50
yep, cyber-sex is a lot of work for the giver. Try a speech recognizing program and see if you can get it to work to do the typing for you. Would leave you with your eyes available to watch her and your hands available to ....... pour a beer if you get thirsty ;)